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Monday, July 18, 2005

My School Is The Best

My school is the best, and yes, is the BEST! All because of the 3K (kebersihan, keharmonian dan keceriaan). Before I start, let me intro to you all first what 'east west' is that.

3K is a competition among the whole Selangor schools. Eevry district will sent out 4, 5 school and compete among each other see which school got the best in term of cleaniness, harmonious, and prettiness). Our school was the selected one. So, no choice, the Principle called us to change all the whole demn thing again. Class must be repainted, canteen must be rearranged the tables, toilet have to re-korek-ed, students have to march before entering the class...... Everything looks so fake just for that competition. Last year also like that, this year also like that.

And because of that, many changes happened in our school. We break so many records that other school can't even think about it. First our discipline teacher claimed that we are the only school that prepares 'parking lots for motorbikes, with their own motor plate painted on the floor' in Malaysia. Can anyone proof that he is wrong? Any school does this? Kindly tell me. Yes, the first and the only, BUT, it is outside of the school compound. Yes, motorcyclist need to park their motorbikes outside the school compound and kena curi-ed or not kena curi-ed, the school won't be responsible for it. Police comes and saman or not, the school won't be responsible for it. Is this what we called the FIRST and ONLY 'parking lots for motorbikes, with their own motor plate painted in the floor' in Malaysia? I think it is definitely shite.

Second, we are the only school which doesn't have a tandas. No tandas. You can't see a tandas sign in my school compound. Instead of the name of a place, they school principle changed all the names into a very special name. Our canteen is called "Cafe de S**** (Cencored)", our open-air gathering site is called "Dataran S****", discipline room is called "Kamar Bicara", treatment room is called "Kamar Afiat", road to the school building is called "Persisiran Harapan", pondok is called 'Inspiration Hut'. And the best part is, she changed the toilet name into "Bilik Santai". According to the definition of Kamus Dewan (Edisi Ketiga), santai = dalam keadaan rehat dan bebas, bebas daripada tekanan (in a reazxing and freedom situation, free from pressure). WTF!!! No pressure. Of course lah. We are the best!!! Whenever we enter the school toilet bilik santai, we will have our freedom, no pressure anymore. Ah~~~~~~~

Third, due to the large number of vadalisms in our school, our principle just made another anouncement today. No shoes were allowed in the toilet bilik santai. Why? You know lah, those vandalisms, teach those toilet bilik santai's users about sax education. Drawing those 96 style's on the walls, kungfu kicked the walls, and make the walls full of shite...... So, no choice, we are the only school to introduce the idea - no shoes allowed. So, no shoe, where what in? Just a pair of socks will be very wet. So, no choice, they just bought 5 pair of clogs (Yes, the yapunis type wan. With the annoying kilik kalak sound) and put it in front of the toilet bilik santai. Of course, there will be only 5 students can enter the toilet at once. Not more than that. With the idea of wearing clogs, I think it is very 'great'.

So, what's next after breaking so many records?

7 Comments:

  • At 7:25 PM, Blogger CLF said…

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  • At 8:21 PM, Blogger worm said…

    since year 2000, shoes are not allowed into my school toilets too. but most students ignore it coz very ma fan. and those japanese slippers dont fit some people's feet. i've tried wearing them. it was painful to my toes. and it's so hard to walk esp with the socks on.

     
  • At 9:08 PM, Blogger vivian said…

    Yeah, i've visited a school's toilet that don't allow shoes one. My friends and i nearly went in with our shoes on because we had no idea there is such a rule.

    But hey, our school's girls' toilet is rated 3 stars by our headmaster. Sometimes, there's hardly and foul odours at all in the toilet.

     
  • At 11:13 PM, Blogger kiasi said…

    comment deleted : No reader is allowed to post racist comment on my blog.

    angela : For oys hor, lagi susah leh. If we accidentally 'shot' wrong hor, the whole socks will kena liao.

    vivian : 3 stars out of?

     
  • At 2:52 AM, Blogger andycjw said…

    when talking about stars, usually is 5 stars one la.
    as for the 3K, from what i see from your reaction to all these policy, where is the 'keceriaan'?? Only the headmaster is having 'keceriaan' from winning all the district competition thing.

     
  • At 9:23 AM, Blogger Young Brat said…

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  • At 1:59 PM, Blogger kiasi said…

    andycjw : I think only 40 over schools hor, only one will laughing out cerialy whereby others will blue black face lah. So, I don't see the point of this competition at all.

    Perak : But the conpetition is requesting for 3K. Not to break record.

     

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