Kiasi aka Kiasi-ism

Friday, September 30, 2005

YYYYYY Institution... (4)

As soon as I followed the SYT, we settled on a table.

SYT : *took out a piece of English questions* "Er... now, try to do this close passage."

Me : *do do do* *cramped brain* "fruits... expensive... encourage...local..."

5 minutes later...

Me : *finished*

SYT : "OK , lemme mark first." *took pen, tick here tick there* "Nah, you got 7 upon 10. For your standard like that, this is considered very good."

Me : *of course* "Huh? Izzit? No lah. Idemn bladi stupiak wan."

SYT : "Hm... But this one, the question asked, 'because imported fruits are more expensive than the 'blank' fruits'. answer is wrong..." *point at one of my wrong answer* "... You put 'local' as your answer..."

Me : "Yes. I put it as my answer."

SYT : "The correct answer should be 'locol'. L-O-C-O-L. Because this is based on Cambridge Dictionary. But nevermind, because many people use to spell L-O-C-A-L."

Me : *omwtfbbq. You spelled 'L-O-C-O-L'? fark lah. NO SUCH WORD IN THAT DICTIONARY LAH*

SYT : "But anyway, you did quite well. And now, try to pronounce this ten words."

Me : *read read read* *Read lounge as "laounge"*

SYT : "Again."

Me : *Read "lounge" as "laounge"*

SYT : "Er... Here's the error. You should pronounce as "Laouge"."

Me : *pengsan once again*

SYT : "Continue."

Me : *Read "three" as "tre"*

SYT : "Nope, you wrong once again. You should pronounce as 'Free'." *with her tounge curled up*

Me : *haiyah, I pronounce as 'tre', people understand, then 'eh-sai' lah."

SYT : "Continue."

Me : *read read read* *finished*

SYT : "Erm... but total, you can pronounce quite well."

Me : *kembang*

to be continue...

Sunday, September 18, 2005

Osama Mask

[23:53] Alphonso Tan - "A NEW WORLD": wah
[23:53] Alphonso Tan - "A NEW WORLD": u went matta fair ah?
[23:53] gahyoong: Yay, won Osim face mask in Matta Fair~~lalallalala...: yea oo
[23:53] Alphonso Tan - "A NEW WORLD": won a mask summore wor
[23:53] Alphonso Tan - "A NEW WORLD": Osama face mask
[23:53] Alphonso Tan - "A NEW WORLD": hahaha
[23:54] gahyoong: Yay, won Osim face mask in Matta Fair~~lalallalala...: OSIM 1 larrr..not osama
[23:54] gahyoong: Yay, won Osim face mask in Matta Fair~~lalallalala...: but wear d really look like a terrorist lo

Friday, September 09, 2005

YYYYYY Institution... (3)

SYT : "Can you just end me your ears for a while?"
Me : "Ken, ken."
SYT : "OK, you see. Our YYYYYY Institution has lots of benefits."
Me : Hell, all business'human' also will say that lah. "Oh, I see."
SYT : "You know what are our benefits?"
Me : You didn't say, how I know? "Dunno."
SYT : "OK. Let say, now, you are stupid in your English..."
Me : @#$%@#$%
SYT : "And if you pay and join us, you can get to learn lots of things with us. Your fees are definitely very very very very low..."
Me : fees how much ah?
SYT : "What you need to do, is just give your 6-months-fees. And then take a course that suits you. And then, if you still don't show a big improvement in your English, nevermind, we still let you to continue until you can master your English easily."
Me : "Cool. How long ah?"
SYT : "Unlimited. But within 5 years."
Me : Cheh, no more unlimited lah. "Oh, I see."
SYT : "Are you free right now?"
Me : "Yes."
SYT : "Then please come and follow me. I will give you an English test afterwards."
Me : "Ha?"
SYT : "English test. Don't worry. It is free of charge."
Me : "OK." see lah, how I power is my English *follow*
to be continue...

Friday, September 02, 2005

YYYYYY Institution (2)

SYT : "Oh... that's good!! We got one branch somewhere around there. If you don't mind, you can join our course at this ******** road."
Me : "Erm... see fisrt lah. No time lah!"
SYT : "So, you study in Form 5? Taking SPM this year?""
Me : "Ya."
SYT : "So, you did really always fail in your English?"
Me : "Ya, no joke. The bloody teacher hor, I also dunno why she so terror wan. Can find so much mistakes in my essay."
SYT : "Oih... I see. So, you must come to our institute to join our course!"
Me *KNN!* "See first lah. No time lah!"
SYT : "So, you predict to get what for your English?"
Me : "Haiyah... kao kao kei kei can pass hor, I really thanks God liao loh."
SYT : "Then you got no initiative to improve your English?"
Me : "What 'insative'?" :PbPbPb~~~
SYT : "I mean, you don't wish to improve your English?"
Me : "Wat to imploof? Kenot imploof oso."
SYT : "Can... join our institute."
Me : *CCB!* "Aiyah.. see first lah. No time lah"
to be continue......