Kiasi aka Kiasi-ism

Friday, September 30, 2005

YYYYYY Institution... (4)

As soon as I followed the SYT, we settled on a table.

SYT : *took out a piece of English questions* "Er... now, try to do this close passage."

Me : *do do do* *cramped brain* "fruits... expensive... encourage...local..."

5 minutes later...

Me : *finished*

SYT : "OK , lemme mark first." *took pen, tick here tick there* "Nah, you got 7 upon 10. For your standard like that, this is considered very good."

Me : *of course* "Huh? Izzit? No lah. Idemn bladi stupiak wan."

SYT : "Hm... But this one, the question asked, 'because imported fruits are more expensive than the 'blank' fruits'. answer is wrong..." *point at one of my wrong answer* "... You put 'local' as your answer..."

Me : "Yes. I put it as my answer."

SYT : "The correct answer should be 'locol'. L-O-C-O-L. Because this is based on Cambridge Dictionary. But nevermind, because many people use to spell L-O-C-A-L."

Me : *omwtfbbq. You spelled 'L-O-C-O-L'? fark lah. NO SUCH WORD IN THAT DICTIONARY LAH*

SYT : "But anyway, you did quite well. And now, try to pronounce this ten words."

Me : *read read read* *Read lounge as "laounge"*

SYT : "Again."

Me : *Read "lounge" as "laounge"*

SYT : "Er... Here's the error. You should pronounce as "Laouge"."

Me : *pengsan once again*

SYT : "Continue."

Me : *Read "three" as "tre"*

SYT : "Nope, you wrong once again. You should pronounce as 'Free'." *with her tounge curled up*

Me : *haiyah, I pronounce as 'tre', people understand, then 'eh-sai' lah."

SYT : "Continue."

Me : *read read read* *finished*

SYT : "Erm... but total, you can pronounce quite well."

Me : *kembang*

to be continue...

3 Comments:

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  • At 12:32 AM, Blogger Kampungkai said…

    whassup dude.
    Pls dun get your tongue entangled k? dun dislocate it either hahaha!

    english.... weird language.
    how do u pronounce tomato? is it to-ME-to or to-MA-to?
    headache...

     
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