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Tuesday, November 22, 2005

5th Day of SPM

Pendidikan Moral:

Struktur:
1) Tahun Baru Cina
2) Kerajinan
3) Cinta akan negara
4) Gangsterisme
5) Hak Pengguna
6) Perlumbaan motosikal
7) Penglibatan Malaysia dalam persatuan antarabangsa

Esei: (choose 2 out of 3)
1) Nilai-nilai yang hendak dipupuk oleh kerajaan dengan menganjur sambutan rumah terbuka.
2) Nilai-nilai yang harus diamalkan oleh Malaysia dan Indonesia dalam menjalin hubungan baik antara negara selepas Mahkamah Antarabangsa telah memutuskan pemilikan Pulau Sipadan oleh Malaysia.
3) Nilai-nilai yang telah diamalkan oleh penduduk taman dalam gotong-royong.

Difficulty : 7/9

Just after finished the exam, they were discussing about a question which goes something like this:

Nyatakan jasa yang telah disumbangkan oleh Dato’ Abdul Malik Mydin dan Datuk Azhar Mansor berikut dalam mengharumkan nama negara.

Wayne : “Eh, what is the answers for this? So difficult.”

Me : “Not difficult lah. You didn’t read newspaper only.”

Michael : “I also don’t know the answer. I just leave it blank.”

Wayne : “Datuk Azhar Mansor I know lah. The yatcher who successfully sailed around the world mah.”

Me : “Correct half only. Others?”

Wayne : “Dunno. But I answered he is a boxer.”

Me : *ROTFLMAO* “What makes you answered that?”

Wayne : “Long time ago, got one Malaysian boxer won the gold medal in dunno what game. Anden the gahmen declared holiday for the next day mah.”

Me : *confused for a moment* *ROTFLMAO*2* “You wrong already lah. That one is marathon.”

Wayne : “NO! BOXING!”

Me : “Trust me. That time was 1998, during the Commonwealth Game. Yes, the boxer got gold also. But that didn’t convince the gahmen to declare holiday, because it was not the last day of the Commonwealth Game mah. Then during the last day of Commonwealth Game that time, the marathon was held mah. Bear in mind, the marathon event is always held during the last day of any sport event one. So, at that time, the ah-neh-neh Malaysian was the second, while he was behind a New Zealander. So, half way, the New Zealander buey-ta-han due to the Malaysia weather, and got dehydrated. I saw him neng-kah-hong (kaki lembut) on the TV leh. So, the Indian was leading the whole way through and got gold. Anden Malaysia gahmen very happy and so, declared one day holiday.”

Wayne : “Aiyah, whatever lah. So, what’s the answer for AM good at?”

Me : “He is the one, who sailed around the world, in more than 80 days, anden his yatch spoilt duing the halfway at Argentina Cove, anden requested for the gahmen’s help. So, the gahmen sent a petronas team there to build his yatch. And so, he finally sailed around the world. After came back, the gahmen gave him a datukship loh.”

Wayne : “I see.”

It was hilarious to get to know some stupid facts from Wayne.

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