Kiasi aka Kiasi-ism

Saturday, January 28, 2006

New ET (1)

ET (English Teacher) is still the best, no matter in college or in secondary school. Our ET, Mr Raymond (Indian), will only get 2 types of comments from his students: extremely good or tremendously nightmare. He has a bad habit of blinking eyes. I don't know why. Maybe our tutorial hours are always at 3.00 p.m, which is his "ungodly hour". He likes to scare people.

ET : "OK~~, I wrote a sentence just now, "The lad said to the lass, 'I love you with all of my heart.' Can anyone tell me what goes wrong?"

Everyone : *dumbfounded*

ET : "Come on. Think! Think!"

3 minutes later...

ET : "Now, how can you love a person with your hea~~rt? The function of the heart is to pump the blood to the whole body parts. And How can you love a person with you heart? Next time, don't be so stupid! Don't be a 'so-chai'. Love a person with your mind!"

Everyone : "OK."

ET : "Now, tell me. Is love a positive thing?"

Everyone : "Ye~~s."

ET : *walk towards a girl in front* "If a boy walk to you and tells you than he loves you, are you happy?"

Girl : *sweat* "Er... Er... Yes."

ET : "OK. If your boyfriend comes and tells you that he loves you with all of his mind, are you happy?"

Girl : "Yes."

ET : "Since love is a positive things, do you think that having one boyfriend is enough?"

Everyone : *dumbfounded*

5 Comments:

Post a Comment

<< Home