Kiasi aka Kiasi-ism

Thursday, March 30, 2006 not at Google Search Engine?

I was searching blogs and blogs to read just now, and then in a sudden Kenny Sia came into my mind.

I googled for his blog at Google, as I'm too lazy to direct to his blog via my bloglink. But the result, nothing. I scroll up and down, next and next, still nothing. There's just other webpages which link to his site.

As a lazy bum again, I was too lazy to click to those webpages to direct to his blog. I search up and down, results after results.

Can anyone tell me what has gone wrong to our "Malaysia Blogger King"?

Wednesday, March 15, 2006


Daddy : "Nowadays Maths very easy to pass hor? The highest passing rate."

Me : "Yaloh."

Sister : "But BM is the toughest lah."

Me : "Aiyah, BM very de easy one."

Daddy : *see sister* "Hehe... your korkor got alot of skills in writing essays one."

Mummy : *see sister* "Oh ya... I better stop you from tuition at ****** Tuition Centre and let your korkor to teach you lah."

Me : *$$$*

Mummy : "What subjects are you weak in? I call korkor to teach you."

Me : "OKOK. Apa pun boleh." *$$$*

Daddy : "Maybe you can call some of your friends to join your kor's tuition."

Me : *lenglui$*

Mummy : "Aiyah, better don't lah. Wait your friends kena hooked get your kor hor, then very jialat."

Me : *@#@#@#@#@#@#@#@#@*

Monday, March 13, 2006


BM - A1
English - A1 / English 1119 - A1 (fuwah... *kembang*)
Maths - A1
Add Maths -A1
History - A1
Chemistry - A2
Physics - A1
Biology - C5 (Stupid Biology)
Moral Education - A1
English for Science and Technology - A2

Totally => 7A1s (not including 1119), 2As, and 1 C5

Murphy's Law

Murphy's Law, being defined by Major Edward A. Murphy, Jr. as "If there's more than one way to do a job, and one of those ways will result in disaster, then somebody will do it that way."

In another way, "If anything can go wrong, it CAN go wrong", within the scale of probability that is the Murphy’s Law Rating.

Murphy’s Law Rating = ((U+C+I) x (10-S))/20 x A x 1/(1-sin(F/10))

U - Urgency: 1 to 9 rating
C - Complexity: 1 to 9 rating
I - Importance: 1 to 9 rating
S - Skill: 1 to 9 rating
F - Frequency: 1 to 9 rating
A - Agression: Constant at 0.7

Erm... Now, I'm calculating my SPM result. Let's take:
U - 1 (Not urgent at all. If possible, don't take it at all)
C - 7 (My mind is quite complex now)
I - 9 (Yes, for my future)
S - 1 (No skill is needed to take my result)
F - 1 (What frequency?)

OK, so let's see...

((1+7+9) x (10-1))/20 x 0.7 x 1/(1-sin(1/10)) = 154/20 x 0.7 x 1.00174838 = 5.399423767

So, shit! That high? This time, die loh! Die loh!

Prepare for the worst.

I have to pull now my expected result. Maybe this time, I will fail all the subjects. Haihz...

Sunday, March 05, 2006

Puppy Love? Real Love?

I almost forgot my role as a blogger. Just when I was chatting with my friend just now. She talked about her experience of her dates. Kinda wasted alot of my time listening to hers.

She then raised up a question, "Do you think at the age of us (-/+18), our love should be called as puppy love or a real love?"

Abruptly I replied, "puppy love, of course."

She asked, "why? How do you define 'puppy love' and 'real love' then?"

My answer:

Puppy Love:
- Ceteris paribus. No need to worry about financial problem. Money held constant.
- Just love in between a couple pair.
- Will spend quite somtime with each other.
- Looking is more important. Or sometimes, buta-buta follow

Real Love:
- Rushing.
- Not much time for partners.
- In between of the process, we have to think of the financial problem
- Money is more important.

I don't determine whether the love is puppy love or real love just by seeing the couple's age. Sometimes old folks also date childishly, wearing sexy sexy ah-nee-kuan (like that).

Now, let me tell you why I'm still a single guy. Complains after complains from my parents.

Dad : "I hate girls who wear spectacles."
Me : "What the matter of wearing specs?"
Dad : "Look not nice. Even if wanna wear specs, also must at least looks presentable lah~~"

Now, I am really speechless but thoughful. I have no balls to object my dad about criticism against people who wear specs. What's gonna do with specs? And is it good lookings are so that important? Good looking can be eaten ah?

Mom : "What for get a girlfriend now?"
Me : "Don't know. Any idea? If yes, why yes? If no, why no?"
Mom : "If you get a girlfriend at now, you have to spend time with her."
Me : *OK. Cut down my online time*
Mom : "Study now... Then next time, many girls will go after you... and at that time, want leng, also got, want tall also got."
Me : *Oh... those are 'highly maintenanced' one.*

Haihz... Narrow minded? Futuristic? Not a comment.

OK. Back to our conversation. Normal lah...

She : "So, how are you? Do you have a girlfriend?"
Me : "Nope."
She : "Why not? You scare about it is only a puppy love?"

I was thinking deeply. I'd rather say I scare of real love. At least, puppy love can last long more that real love (if isn't get married). At least, puppy love is loyal. At least, puppy love is fruitful.

At last, at least, everyone should give a chance for him/herself about puppy love. At least......

Thursday, March 02, 2006


*Disclaimer: Not a joke, but something to think.

Father : "You light up my life."

Son : "I light up your life, but you are the light of my life."