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Monday, March 13, 2006

Murphy's Law

Murphy's Law, being defined by Major Edward A. Murphy, Jr. as "If there's more than one way to do a job, and one of those ways will result in disaster, then somebody will do it that way."

In another way, "If anything can go wrong, it CAN go wrong", within the scale of probability that is the Murphy’s Law Rating.

Murphy’s Law Rating = ((U+C+I) x (10-S))/20 x A x 1/(1-sin(F/10))

Where
U - Urgency: 1 to 9 rating
C - Complexity: 1 to 9 rating
I - Importance: 1 to 9 rating
S - Skill: 1 to 9 rating
F - Frequency: 1 to 9 rating
A - Agression: Constant at 0.7

Erm... Now, I'm calculating my SPM result. Let's take:
U - 1 (Not urgent at all. If possible, don't take it at all)
C - 7 (My mind is quite complex now)
I - 9 (Yes, for my future)
S - 1 (No skill is needed to take my result)
F - 1 (What frequency?)

OK, so let's see...

((1+7+9) x (10-1))/20 x 0.7 x 1/(1-sin(1/10)) = 154/20 x 0.7 x 1.00174838 = 5.399423767

So, shit! That high? This time, die loh! Die loh!

Prepare for the worst.

I have to pull now my expected result. Maybe this time, I will fail all the subjects. Haihz...

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