Kiasi aka Kiasi-ism

English Homework

2006-08-17T00:30:00.000+08:00

Dear ET (English Teacher),

I will post my homework here as I'm lazy to write on a piece of A4 paper. For all, this is what the cyberworld is emphasizing.

5 Differences between secondary school and college

1) School students were forced to only eat canteen’s food, while college students prefer to eat outside.
2) Schoolgirls tumpang on schoolboys’ bicycles while going back, while college girls tumpang on college boys’ cars.
3) Most of the school teachers are pregnant, while no pregnant teachers are found in college.
4) No foods are allowed in secondary school class, while foods should be shared with tutors in tutorials.
5) Funds were raised if one of the students’ parent passed away, while no actions were taken is any of the student faces problems.

5 Similarities between secondary school and college

1) Students are always proud of themselves when they have part-time jobs.
2) No toilet rolls in the toilets.
3) Canteen’s food still sucks.
4) Always desperate for money.
5) Students still sleep in the class when teachers/tutors/lecturers are teaching.

Tag: 20 names

2006-07-03T14:16:00.000+08:00

Name 20 people you can think of:)
1) Ice
2) Lim Xiao Min da coursemate
3) Milly
4) Failer
5) Ian
6) Carol
7) Dr Liew
8) Tee Ee Kang da teammember
9) LocKee
10) Andy Chong
11) Jason Lioh
12) Brian da treasurer
13) Su Zen
14) TNS
15) Chanlilian
16) Young Brat
17) Michael Ooi da classmate
18) Liew Jin Hao da teammember
19) Princess Sue May
20) Kg Kai

How did u meet #14? [TNS] Online. Seldom meet nowadays already.

What would your life be if u haven’t met #1? [Ice] My life will still go on and on...

What would u do if #20 and #9 dated? [Kg Kai & LocKee] *eat popcorns* *watch movies*

Would #6 and #17 make a good couple? [Michael Ooi & Carol] If height isn't a matter, if age allows, if both parties accept, why not?

Describe #3. [Milly] Girl. 19. Kiddies. Cute girl. Quite nice. Quite caring.

Do you think #6 is attractive? [Carol] Yeah. Slim. Tall. Why not?

Tell me something about #8. [Tee Ee Kang] Cheerful, easy-going boy.

Do you know anything about #12’s family? [Brian da treasurere] Father = Portuguese, Mother = Dutch.

What is #7’s favourite? [Dr Liew] RPCNs, Blizzard, Storm.

What would you do if #11 confesses that he/she likes you? [Jason Lioh] @_@ Cannot!!!

What language does #15 speak? [TNS] Vulgar language.

Who’s #9 going out with? [LocKee] Kg Kai *run run run*

How old is #16? [Young Brat] 25 gua...

When was the last time you talked to #13? [Su Zen] Last week, or last last week, on MSN. Haven't meet her in real life. But I enjoy chatting with her

Who’s #2’s favourite singer? [Lim Xiao Min da coursemate] Jay Chou, Lee Hom.

Would you date #4? [Failer] Will soon.

Would you date #7? [Dr Liew] I've lost contact with him. Curious why he isn't online for a long time. Further more, he doesn't want to be dated much.

Is #15 single? [Chanlilian] Nope. Married, with 5 kids before.

What is #10’s last name? [Andy Chong] Don't know, he didn't mention before. Only JW.

Would you consider being in a relationship with #19? [Princess Sue May] Maybe, but not today=) Anyway, que sera sera...

What schools did #3 go to? [Milly] SRJK (C) ????, SMK Kepong Baru, TARC

Where does #6 live? [Carol] More to a nomad. She is currently now at Malacca, I think.

What is your favourite thing about #5? [Ian] Easy going.

Wat do you think about #13? [Su Zen] She is already self-contented with her pimple-less face. Body size isn't a matter to her *run away fast fast*. Erm... She is optimistic, childish, cheerful, and also sometimes straight forward.

What do #4 and #19 have in common? [Princess Sue May & Failer] A1 for SPM G-CEO Level. The contributors of Jaded. Both are more to philosophers. Like to think this and think that. But they seldom find a chance to spread their philosophies to their friends =P

What special qualities does #17 hold in your life? [Michael Ooi da classmate] Very friendly, a nice friends, is able to help when I'm in problem.

What is the most memorable memory you had with #18? [Liew Jin Hao da teammember] Talked about our society and learned bargaining from him. Hehehe...

Learning Foreign Language

2006-05-14T15:10:00.000+08:00

Dad : "I give you 2 options. Which foreign language do you want to learn? Japanese? Or French?"

Me : "For what?"

Dad : "So that when you come out and work, you can most probably communicate with other countries' and find some businesses from there."

Me : "Oh... Then ah... Learn Tamil lah, since India is coming up now."

Where to go?

2006-05-14T13:38:00.000+08:00

I'm currently holidaying now, after my 2-weeks-exam. Forget about exam, and think of my holiday I'm bored. Where should I go to enjoy my holiday before it ends? I was thinking whether should I visit to our National Zoo, since I haven't been to there quite some time.

金包银 (Gin Bao Yin)

2006-04-20T01:06:00.000+08:00

song at here

Lyric :

金包银歌手:卓依婷
专辑:金包银

别人啊的生命
系框金搁包银
阮的生命呒哒钱
别人啊哪开嘴
系金言玉语
阮哪系加讲话
粘咪着出代志
怪阮的落土时
嘟着歹八字
人系好命仔
阮是咧做兄弟
窗外的野鸟替阮啼
人在江湖身不由己

虽然系做兄弟
阮心呀真唏微
烧酒伴阮渡日子
过去啊的往事
呒敢提起
想袜越头行
怎样的没无勇气

English pin-yin version:

bak lang eh shin miah
shi kok gin gu bao yin
ngun eh shi miah mm tak chii
bak lak ah ah kui chui
shi gin yan nguok yi
ngun lak shi geh gong ueh
liam mi djiu chut dai ji
guai ngun eh loh tok shi
du diok pai buah lee
lang shi hoh mia kia
ngun di leh zueh hia di
ang ngo eh yao jiao the ngun ti
lin zai gang hoo shin buh you gii

sui ren shi zhueh hia di
ngun shim yah zhin hi bi
shio jiu buah ngun doh lit jii
gueh qi ya eh ong shu
mm ghaa thee kii
xiu beh guat tao giah
zhue yin bui boh yung kii

The English version pinyin is something like that.

Thanks to andy for the pin-yin traslation.

How an accountant counts?

2006-04-17T02:16:00.000+08:00

I went back to my secondary school few days back ago. In the staff office...

Teacher : "Oh... Kiasi... Mana lu pergi???"

Me : "Tengah belajar."

Teacher : "Oh~~ Tengah belajar~~ Belajar di mana?"

Me : "TAR Kolej."

Teacher : "Oh... Belajar apa?"

Me : "Diploma dalam perakaunan."

Teacher : "Oh... Ini cina semua kaya-kaya belaka lah~~~ Semua pun pergi IPTS-IPTS... Berapa kos dia?"

Me : "6 ribu untuk 2 tahun."

Teacher : "Wahhhhh~~~~ $$ Mahal giler..."

Me : "Cheap what... RM6000 for 2 years. You go other institute and see..."

Teacher : *underestimating look* "RM6000 what, RM6000 what. You pay and see. Go apply matrix or worse come to worse, go Form 6 lah... And then can go for local U summore. 'U' summore."

Me : "But for accounting, TARC is still one of the best in Malaysia."

Teacher : "TARC is a college only..."

Now many people, especially those people who think that private colleges are expensive, have one perception - "Local universities are the best."

RM6000 is considered cheap, I mean for 2 years period. Ignore my partly-scholarhip. The teacher whom I chatted with her on that day, is actually quite rich. Master in BM, has only one kids (number of kids does determine the wealth of a family, ok?), and has a maid.

Now let us calculate (now I'm a accounting trainee already):

A maid's monthly salary = RM400
A maid's yearly salary = RM4800
A maid's 2-years salary = RM9600

*food, accomodation, pass are not included yet.

So, what do you think.

Take it another way, people always said, studying Form 6 is just wasting your time.

Let's calculate again (accounting trainee):

wait for SPM result = 3 months
wait for Form 6 school reopens = 3 months
study form 6 = 18 months
wait for result = 3 months
wait for universities intakes = 3 months
degree course = 36 months
total = 66 months (5.5 years)
mine = 54 months (4.5 years)
net loss = 1 year

now, let's calculate the salary (accouting trainee liao):

If fortunate, I'll be graduating at 21, which means I can work for 34 years.
For a local U graduate, he/she will be graduating at 22, which means can work for 33 years.

The one year difference is not calculated by the fresh-grad paid, but the 34th-year salary, as the one who escapes from Form 6 has the 34 years of experience. So, my aiming isn't that high. I work for 34 years. By that time, just put a RM5000 figure. Subtract the taxes, inflation rate, and miscellaneous, left RM2000 (satisfy?). My one year earning will be RM24000 (12*RM2000). Enough to cover the RM6000? Yes.

Of course, universities are good. But due to the high demand, students tend not to get what they want.

In fact, selections of tertiary education level depend on what course do you want. For psychology, go for HELP University College. For business administration, got for Nottingham University. For Accounting, go for TARC. For law, go for Brickfield College. For electric & electronic, go for MMU. For pre-u, go for Taylors. For medicine and others, I think local u still rule.

But back to my situation, the course fees, are actually slightly more expensive by a little bit. A local u grad has to pay around RM4000 (is it? correct me if I'm wrong). If refer back, one year's difference is only RM1000. But my current situation is partly covered by scholarship due to my 9A's *kembang*. So, who is losing?

I'm here not to go against the local universities. But just compare both. Who the hel said that RM6000 is considered expensive?

Blood Donating and Period

2006-04-03T00:07:00.000+08:00

I always heard from others that girls often easily get angry during their period because they lose alot of blood. Thus, I put it a try and went to donate my blood last Wednesday. It wasn't anything and I finished it with a smiling face and a smiling heart.

I don't understand why.

Why we feel happy after donating our blood while the girls often easily get angry during their period?

Kennysia.com not at Google Search Engine?

2006-03-30T22:31:00.000+08:00

I was searching blogs and blogs to read just now, and then in a sudden Kenny Sia came into my mind.

I googled for his blog at Google, as I'm too lazy to direct to his blog via my bloglink. But the result, nothing. I scroll up and down, next and next, still nothing. There's just other webpages which link to his site.

As a lazy bum again, I was too lazy to click to those webpages to direct to his blog. I search up and down, results after results.

Can anyone tell me what has gone wrong to our "Malaysia Blogger King"?

Tuition

2006-03-15T22:06:00.000+08:00

Daddy : "Nowadays Maths very easy to pass hor? The highest passing rate."

Me : "Yaloh."

Sister : "But BM is the toughest lah."

Me : "Aiyah, BM very de easy one."

Daddy : *see sister* "Hehe... your korkor got alot of skills in writing essays one."

Mummy : *see sister* "Oh ya... I better stop you from tuition at ****** Tuition Centre and let your korkor to teach you lah."

Me : *$$$*

Mummy : "What subjects are you weak in? I call korkor to teach you."

Me : "OKOK. Apa pun boleh." *$$$*

Daddy : "Maybe you can call some of your friends to join your kor's tuition."

Me : *lenglui$*

Mummy : "Aiyah, better don't lah. Wait your friends kena hooked get your kor hor, then very jialat."

Me : *@#@#@#@#@#@#@#@#@*

Result?

2006-03-13T15:29:00.000+08:00

BM - A1
English - A1 / English 1119 - A1 (fuwah... *kembang*)
Maths - A1
Add Maths -A1
History - A1
Chemistry - A2
Physics - A1
Biology - C5 (Stupid Biology)
Moral Education - A1
English for Science and Technology - A2

Totally => 7A1s (not including 1119), 2As, and 1 C5

Murphy's Law

2006-03-13T10:22:00.000+08:00

Murphy's Law, being defined by Major Edward A. Murphy, Jr. as "If there's more than one way to do a job, and one of those ways will result in disaster, then somebody will do it that way."

In another way, "If anything can go wrong, it CAN go wrong", within the scale of probability that is the Murphy’s Law Rating.

Murphy’s Law Rating = ((U+C+I) x (10-S))/20 x A x 1/(1-sin(F/10))

Where
U - Urgency: 1 to 9 rating
C - Complexity: 1 to 9 rating
I - Importance: 1 to 9 rating
S - Skill: 1 to 9 rating
F - Frequency: 1 to 9 rating
A - Agression: Constant at 0.7

Erm... Now, I'm calculating my SPM result. Let's take:
U - 1 (Not urgent at all. If possible, don't take it at all)
C - 7 (My mind is quite complex now)
I - 9 (Yes, for my future)
S - 1 (No skill is needed to take my result)
F - 1 (What frequency?)

OK, so let's see...

((1+7+9) x (10-1))/20 x 0.7 x 1/(1-sin(1/10)) = 154/20 x 0.7 x 1.00174838 = 5.399423767

So, shit! That high? This time, die loh! Die loh!

Prepare for the worst.

I have to pull now my expected result. Maybe this time, I will fail all the subjects. Haihz...

Puppy Love? Real Love?

2006-03-05T20:42:00.000+08:00

I almost forgot my role as a blogger. Just when I was chatting with my friend just now. She talked about her experience of her dates. Kinda wasted alot of my time listening to hers.

She then raised up a question, "Do you think at the age of us (-/+18), our love should be called as puppy love or a real love?"

Abruptly I replied, "puppy love, of course."

She asked, "why? How do you define 'puppy love' and 'real love' then?"

My answer:

Puppy Love:
- Ceteris paribus. No need to worry about financial problem. Money held constant.
- Just love in between a couple pair.
- Will spend quite somtime with each other.
- Looking is more important. Or sometimes, buta-buta follow
only.

Real Love:
- Rushing.
- Not much time for partners.
- In between of the process, we have to think of the financial problem
also.
- Money is more important.

I don't determine whether the love is puppy love or real love just by seeing the couple's age. Sometimes old folks also date childishly, wearing sexy sexy ah-nee-kuan (like that).

Now, let me tell you why I'm still a single guy. Complains after complains from my parents.

Dad : "I hate girls who wear spectacles."
Me : "What the matter of wearing specs?"
Dad : "Look not nice. Even if wanna wear specs, also must at least looks presentable lah~~"

Now, I am really speechless but thoughful. I have no balls to object my dad about criticism against people who wear specs. What's gonna do with specs? And is it good lookings are so that important? Good looking can be eaten ah?

Mom : "What for get a girlfriend now?"
Me : "Don't know. Any idea? If yes, why yes? If no, why no?"
Mom : "If you get a girlfriend at now, you have to spend time with her."
Me : *OK. Cut down my online time*
Mom : "Study now... Then next time, many girls will go after you... and at that time, want leng, also got, want tall also got."
Me : *Oh... those are 'highly maintenanced' one.*

Haihz... Narrow minded? Futuristic? Not a comment.

OK. Back to our conversation. Normal lah...

She : "So, how are you? Do you have a girlfriend?"
Me : "Nope."
She : "Why not? You scare about it is only a puppy love?"

I was thinking deeply. I'd rather say I scare of real love. At least, puppy love can last long more that real love (if isn't get married). At least, puppy love is loyal. At least, puppy love is fruitful.

At last, at least, everyone should give a chance for him/herself about puppy love. At least......

Light

2006-03-02T22:26:00.000+08:00

*Disclaimer: Not a joke, but something to think.

Father : "You light up my life."

Son : "I light up your life, but you are the light of my life."

Dimple

2006-02-26T22:13:00.000+08:00

Girl : "Hehe.. Have been knowing you for 10 months, I just realized you got dimple."

Me : *happy happy* "Now only you know ah?"

Girl : "Yupp yupp."

Me *happy happy* "I not only have dimple, but I also have pimples, and also nipples :P"

Girl : -___-!!!

Name For Kids

2006-02-20T23:36:00.000+08:00

On MSN Messenger...

Girl : "Hey, just now my bf told me a joke."

Me : "Wut joke?"

Girl : "Bcoz his surname is Lim mah. So, he told me, if next time we get married and have kids, if tat is a boy, he will name him Lim Kin Park. If tat is a gal, he will name her Lim Biz Kit."

Me : "Hahaha..."

Girl : "Aiyoh... sometimes he likes to talk craps lah. Those names are like Korean names."

Me : "Me too. If next time my wife gives birth to a boy, then I will name him Tey Kwon Do. If that is a girl, I will name her Tey Kwan Doe. Also like Korean names."

Girl : "LOLFOC. What's the difference?"

Me : "Tey Kwon Do sounds like a boy's name, whereas for 'Kwan' and 'Doe', ppl will usually think that it is a girl."

Girl : "LOL. Good one."

Pump Petrol

2006-02-20T01:54:00.000+08:00

Went yumcha with Failer at 11.30 p.m...

Failer : "Eh, look at your oil tank. E sign comes out already."

Me : "Aiyah, tomorrow morning, when need this car, then pump petrol again loh. What so big deal?"

Failer : "You not scare one meh?"

Me : "I only scare if I pump petrol, burglar will steal my Kancil in the midnight."

Failer : "So, you mean if you don't pump petrol, burglar won't still your Kancil lah?"

Me : "Will. But even though if got burglar steals my Kancil, due to the limited petrol, the Kancil will die engine somewhere nearby mah."

Failer : *pengsan*

马来风光

2006-02-20T01:46:00.000+08:00

2 obsolete, olden days, yet nice, warm, simple buatan-Malaysia songs:

家是一个圆 (click here if the previous link doesn't work well)
月亮圆

Butt Big?!?!

2006-02-15T22:19:00.000+08:00

A girl told me that her butt is big because it is easy in giving birth as the pelvis bone is broad enough for baby.

I think the size of the vagina is much considerating in giving birth.

New ET (2)

2006-02-15T22:03:00.000+08:00

In the class...

ET : *reading text* "'Ah Kow is pursuading his degree course at a public university'. Note, 'public', not 'pubic'."

All students : *blur blur* *don't understand the meaning of 'pubic'* *quietly listen*

Me : *LOL*

Everyone : *looking at me wierdly*

Me : -____-" *stop laughing*

Edu Fair

2006-02-14T13:19:00.000+08:00

At the Edu Fair...

Counter Girl #1 : "Come and have a look. We are offering X pax with just RM5 ... bla bla bla ... Rm25 talktime ... bla bla bla ... very good ... bla bla bla ... got free gifts to give out ... bla bla bla ... cover your studies fees."

Me : "OK, get me one."

Counter Girl #1 : "Hehe... you can't get here, but you have to go to the counter there to get one."

Me : *@#@#@#@#@#@* * go counter* "Miss, I want to get one X pax."

Counter Girl #2 : "Please fill up this form..." *pass form*

Me : "Aiyoh... must fill in the form one ah?"

Counter Girl #2 : "Yes, sir."

Me : "Then don't want lah."

I've filled thousands of forms, which I realy hate to. First, I wouldn't want my identity to be known by opther parties. Secondly, my signature sucks. Thirdly, my signature is always inconsistant (and I also don't know why). So next time, don't bring me any form.

Manties as Valentines Present

2006-02-09T21:49:00.000+08:00

Valentine's Day is coming.

Sigh... I'm still single, bachelor, and no girlfriend.

Can anyone tell me where can I get my Valentine's Day's present ah? (Psstt... Especially the manties.)

I personally love...

2006-02-07T20:16:00.000+08:00

On my ex-school forum there's a topic.

Albert : "Do you like to play maplestory?"

Michael : "I personally love to see people hate maple story....."

Me : "You personally love to see me? LOL *run away fast fast* "

Single

2006-02-06T17:08:00.000+08:00

[17:03] Me : I want to be single!!

[17:04] Panda Girl : until when?

[17:04] Me : until I manage to get a gf.

Thnee-Gong

2006-02-06T00:41:00.000+08:00

I'd been folding gimchee (not kimchi, okay?) for the hold night for the "Thnee Gong" (For those who don't know what is Thnee Gong, kindly refer to here). Different shapes bring different values. For those like the boat one, I think it means 1 thousand (what currency ah?) in heaven. For those like the gold shape one, I think it means 1 (what currency also ah?) in heaven. Argh.. all screwed up. For all I know, the boat shape is only specifically for the Thnee Gong, because He was ranked as the highest in heaven.

The current atmosphere at here is much merrier than the first day of CNY. More sperms, more gimchee, more people, and also more pollutions.

Hopefully this years blogosphere will be a better one. Much better than last years one. More bloggers to join this blogosphere, more bloggers to produce more blogs to entertain us readers. And also peace for the blogosphere too.

Bloggers Gathering

2006-02-04T09:56:00.000+08:00

Bloggers Gathering?

She can write better than me. She can express better than me. She can blog better than me. She got more readers than me. She is more hardworking than me. So, who wants to know what has happened, please visit here.

So, what I want to say is, thanks to kampungkai for fetching this kacau daun. And also thanks for Auntie Maria for the angpow. Wish you play-mahjong-win-mahjong, get prettier as-time-goes-by, children grows up fast fast......

And also, you two hor, said want to eat yee-sang, but ended up went to eat Siew-Kai-Yik. Apalah~~

Batu Caves

2006-02-04T09:15:00.000+08:00

Muscular Blogger : *driving Proton Iswara along MRR 2*

Me : "Nah, see on your right? Got one botak cave?"

Fat Blogger : "Uh huh."

Me : "This is Batu Caves."

Fat Blogger : "Oh~~~" *take out camera* *snap pictures*

Muscular Blogger : "Next time, you come here and walk up to the cave there lah."

Fat Blogger : "Cannot lah. I too fat already."

Muscular Blogger : "Can lah. You so big size, sure can one."

Fat : "No lah. I old already."

Me : "Apalah, Semivalue everyyear also comes here. Say old, he is much older than you. Say fat, also dua kali lima. So what?"

Fortune Teller

2006-01-28T23:24:00.000+08:00

It was 11.23 p.m. 37 more minutes to Chinese New Year.

Whole family : *watching TV*

Fortune Teller on TV : "Those whose horoscope is Dragon..."

Sister : "Oh... kor... Yours! Yours! The fortune teller is going to tell you about your fate!"

Me : "Hmm... Okay."

Fortune Teller on TV : "... if you are going to marry this year, it will be a wise choice..."

Me : "Oh! I can kahwin this year!!!"

Mom : "Your head lah!"

New ET (1)

2006-01-28T11:28:00.000+08:00

ET (English Teacher) is still the best, no matter in college or in secondary school. Our ET, Mr Raymond (Indian), will only get 2 types of comments from his students: extremely good or tremendously nightmare. He has a bad habit of blinking eyes. I don't know why. Maybe our tutorial hours are always at 3.00 p.m, which is his "ungodly hour". He likes to scare people.

ET : "OK~~, I wrote a sentence just now, "The lad said to the lass, 'I love you with all of my heart.' Can anyone tell me what goes wrong?"

Everyone : *dumbfounded*

ET : "Come on. Think! Think!"

3 minutes later...

ET : "Now, how can you love a person with your hea~~rt? The function of the heart is to pump the blood to the whole body parts. And How can you love a person with you heart? Next time, don't be so stupid! Don't be a 'so-chai'. Love a person with your mind!"

Everyone : "OK."

ET : "Now, tell me. Is love a positive thing?"

Everyone : "Ye~~s."

ET : *walk towards a girl in front* "If a boy walk to you and tells you than he loves you, are you happy?"

Girl : *sweat* "Er... Er... Yes."

ET : "OK. If your boyfriend comes and tells you that he loves you with all of his mind, are you happy?"

Girl : "Yes."

ET : "Since love is a positive things, do you think that having one boyfriend is enough?"

Everyone : *dumbfounded*

My MP4

2006-01-26T22:22:00.000+08:00

Another song in my MP4 Player.

Hungarian Rhapsody by Liszt

My MP4

2006-01-26T22:07:00.000+08:00

On of the songs in my MP4 player:
明天会更好

Ant

2006-01-26T21:40:00.000+08:00

I was riding on the Putra coach today. I took a place and sat down. I saw an ant craling on my bag. Being decided to be nice for that day, I relocated the ant back to the window safely. Ant is still a life.

Business students are always nice. They don't fight against the God's will :P They don't simply kill animals as their guinea-pig :P They don't create some names and concepts that confuse people. Seriously. What is fixed, is fixed.

OK, back to the topic. Ants are without brains. They work diligently, but at the end, they still don't know what are they working for. They don't have brains, and that's why they work. They don't have brain, but they are still smarter than some people who just know how to enjoy, but didn't realize how poor are they. Sigh, but pathetic.

Crapping post again.

About TARC

2006-01-24T22:24:00.000+08:00

It has been sometime since I joined TARC. 2 weeks plus. So, it's a norm for people to ask me how I feel about TARC.

Friend : "Hey, so how's TARC?"

Me : "Very good. Not as bad as what they talk."

Friend : "What about students at there?"

Me : "Oh... scary man."

Friend : "Why?"

Me : "99% Chinese. Even the 1% non-Chinese can also speak Chinese."

Friend : *LOL* "Serious?"

Me : "Serious, I tell you! Our class' trasurer is a mix-blooded. half Portuguese, half Dutch, also can speak Cantonese. You won't be surprised by that."

Pewtela

2006-01-24T21:23:00.000+08:00

I travel via Pewtela (almost) everyday. It's more KL-Centralizing than the Setar. But the Pewtela coaches are definitely much shorter than the Setar. Everyday I travel against the traffic from Ampang Park to Wangsa Maju, I will see people get neglected at the corridor. The problem is, they really don't have a small gap to let them to squeeze into. Even when I stepped out at Wangsa Maju Station (3rd stop from the beginning), people already find difficulties to step into the coach.

Good things about Pewtela is, they are quite consistent. Coach will arrive every 3 minutes, unless something really wrong happened.

Today I took a Pewtela coach from Taman Melati to Masjid Jamek. I don't know what's wrong with that coach, but it doesn't have chairs. Not all, but just some parts. but those parts are already occupied by the neededs. I don't know why they dismantel those parts.

Pewtela is also kinda "noisy". Seriously, when you come to certain parts, when they are announcing their next destination, the sounds are too loud to cover the voices.

One night, I was travelling the Pewtela from Taman Bahagia (2nd last station) to Jelatek. It was around 11.30 p.m. And we have a debate competition for the next day. We were rushing to enter into the Pewtela. The problem is not with us though. On the way back home, the Pewtela stopped at Kg Baru. For those who haven't came down from Kg Baru, I persuade you to try it out once, walk out from that station. It is a really "kampung" area. Flats and single lousy storey-houses around. No cab. No public transport in the midnight. We were trapped at that night and managed to get back by our own transport at 1 a.m.

Now, everyday, I'm worrying about this problem will occur again. I take the 8.27 a.m. Pewtela ride from Ampang Park everyday and reach Wangsa Maju at 8.42 a.m. I can't afford to late. If anything happens, "whole thing" gone.

Chinese Crapping Post

2006-01-24T19:51:00.000+08:00

燕子去了, 有再回来的时候; 杨柳枯了, 有再青的时候, 桃花谢了, 有再开的时候. 但是, 聪明的, 你告诉我, 我们的日子为什么一去不返呢?

我并非一个浪漫的人, 也并非生存在于一个开朗的生活当中, 但是, 至少我相信"改变". 我相信一个粗鲁的人也有温柔的一面, 忙碌的人也有空闲的时间. 就好象金庸所说过 - "...小说的主要任务之一是创造人物；好人、坏人、有缺点的好人、有优点的坏人等等..." 或者说, 阴阳也得要平衡.

<<夜光曲>> 是我不知不觉中在一个深夜当中吸引我的一首曲子. 不知道为什么, 觉得它罕有的不仅是 "闷", 而且也有些"幽默感". 去年, 可说是我一生当中最难趴过的一年. 但是要过的, 也都过了. 说得对, "要过的,也都过了". 我又在此地向她表白, 而那却是她的答案.

也许未必是一件好事. "有始有终". 也许若再一起, 可能也得在此伤害她的心.

有人因为流浪到渡口，有人思念靠不到岸；有人不能忘情于繁华中，有人日复一日赶着同样的梦. 于是《摆渡人》的歌，遗忘在渡口的流转之间... 而那些人们都醉了，没有人还能单独醒着.

让爱传出去

Permission

2006-01-24T19:11:00.000+08:00

Yay yay. Few days ago, my dad gave me the permission to get a girlfriend.

Things actually get started like that...

Dad : "So, how's TARC?"

Me : "OK loh. But that side hor, many couples holding hands leh."

Dad : "Oh, if you want to get a girlfriend also can. But make sure you must maintain your studies lah."

Actually, I didn't mean to ask his permission to get a girlfriend. But nothing change in my life also. I know about myself. My look sure won't attract girls. Secondly, I ain't a romantic and sentimental guy. Third, I don't have any forte. Fourth, I'm poor. So, what girlfriend ah?

Besides, I know what he thinks too. He wants me to get a girlfriend, who is pretty, who is smart, who wears spectacles, who is younger than me, who is slim enough...... you name it. But my criterias? Totally opposite. In the end, haihz......

At least, I learned from my mistake, "Who cares?"

Kepong Bloggers Gathering

2006-01-23T16:52:00.000+08:00

OK, OK. I'm still in consideration whether want to attend the bloggers meeting at Kepong on the 3rd of February. It has been a long time for not joining blogger gathering.

Of course, blogger gathering is definitely fun! What's more? You can see some lengluis hanging around at there (OK, the guests for this time are mostly Ah-SAHM). Sometimes, free meals. Sometimes, can get to know more bloggers around. Sometimes, can also advertise your blog. Sometimes, can exchange secrets. Sometimes, can see some MMM (Malaysia Man of Mystery/ Manusia Misteri Malaysia) bloggers' faces around.

I didn't join the gathering for a long time. There are many blogger gatherings that I've missed. I was scolded by Jason once because I didn't attend his Midvalley gathering.

Really hope this time will attend. Problems that I'm facing now:
1) No transport.
2) I'm not popular enough. No one knows me. Scare will be ignored.
3) My face will be exposed.
4) I'm still blur around there.
5) Not many lengluis.

Erm... currently 80% will attend, which also means, if I'm really going, I have to really "blog hard, read blogs hard, post comments hard", so that all the bloggers will know about my existence in the blogosphere. Will let you know about my decision later on.

Bloggers who are gonna attend:
Young Brat
zara's mama and family
Leecs, shiaulin and family
1+2mom and family
Twinsmom and family
Milly
Jason
Loc Kee and family
Egghead and family

Blogger who is not going to come:
Msau

I Hate Preaching (Part 3)

2006-01-21T01:55:00.000+08:00

Me : "Hey, how's HELP?"

K : "Nice! Many lengluis around here!"

Me : *blocked him*

That's all. No more K in my life.

5 Stories (Part 1)

2006-01-21T01:10:00.000+08:00

Who? : Me & Examiner A
Where? : Drving School
What? : Driving Test for Jalan Raya
When? : 12.55 p.m.

Me : *entered the car* "Selamat sejahtera, encik."

Examiner : "Hmm..."

Me : *tested pedal* *adjust seat* *tighten up seat belt* *tested viper* *tested signal lights and hazard lights* *adjusted front mirror* *adjusted halfway for the sidemirror*

Examiner : "OK, cepat! Jalan! Cepat sikit!"

Me : *stepped accelerating pedal* *released clutch pedal a little bit*

Car : *moved*

Examiner : *marked 'X' at the 'Correct front mirror and side mirrors'*

Me : *wtf!* *saw traffic light turns green* *saw a white borderline box in front of me* *stepped break pedal*

Car : *slowed down*

Examiner : "Cepat sikit!! Kalau takda kereta, jalan terus! Tak yah brek!"

Me : *wtf!*

Not long later, we reached their "man-made roundabout"...

Me : *saw white border line box in front* *stepped break pedal*

Car : *slowed down*

Examiner : "Jalan! Jalan! Jalan! Kalau takda kereta, jalan terus saja! Tak yah break! Haiyoh~~~"

Later on the kampung road...

Me : *driving lousy Kancil at the speed of 55km/h. 3rd gear.*

Examiner : "Jalan cepat sikit! Kasi tekan minyak sampai habis!"

Me : *Mahder, this is kampung road lah wei.* *stepped accelerating pedal until finished*

Examiner : "Ini bukan kelas kali pertama. Kalau ini kelas kali pertama, saya kena ajar awak! Ini ujian! Maksudnya you kena faham bila nak pandu laju!"

Me : *kampung road also have to drive fast?!?!?!*

1.5 km later...

Examiner : "OK, sampai sini pusing."

Me : "Huh?"

Examiner "Pusing lah! Cepat sikit!"

It's just a shortcut to shorten the whole course. But later, as cars kept on coming from behind and left...

Examiner : "OK, jalan."

Me : *released clutch pedal*

Car : *dancing*

Righthand side car : *speeded at the speed of 80km/h*

Examiner : "Apalah lu! Saya suruh bagi tau you keluar cepatsikit, you tak dengar kah?!"

Car : "Maaf tuan."

Examiner : "Maaf-maaf buat apa?! Tak guna mya you maaf."

At last...

Me : *reached destination*

Examiner : *marked marked marked results*

Final result, I passed with my 17/20. This is the worst test I've ever encountered in my life.

Maiden's Prayer

2006-01-20T17:37:00.000+08:00

Milly uploaded her Maiden's Prayer on her blog. I thought of uploading my own-played Maiden's Prayer on my blog also. But if I upload it on my blog, the speed will be very very slow. For all, not everyone is gonna listen to what I played, right? So, if you are really interested in my Maiden's Prayer, please proceed to http://geocities.com/joseraoul2002/REC13.wav. Turn your speaker to medium mode as I don't know that my voice recorder is so that sensitive.

?????

2006-01-19T21:01:00.000+08:00

I won't appear in college tomorrow. I have to attend the driving exam tomorrow. Even today, I've skipped my English tutorial just for attending my last 14th-hour-driving-lesson. I doubt the teacher won't scold me. But what to do. The English tutorial is my opportunity cost mah.

So, this week, I thought I could meet Jovin (a silent blogreader of mine, whom I don't know) at our lecture, what a small world, but turn out not. I also don't know that there are college students who read my bullsheet blog. I even don't know how long he has read my blog. Hey Jovin, if tomorrow the lecturer asks about my existence (although I don't know you, and you also don't know me), just tell her that Kiasi is not here.

Today I went for the driving lesson. At last, I managed to overtake 2 vehicles (1 lorry and another 1 is "L" Kancil). I also managed to break my 60km/h record.

Still thinking whether want to switch group or not. I'm curently in Group 4. And my team members, I wanna curse them marn. The worst group combination I've ever seen. My team now consists of 6 members, including me. Now, it's really like cowdung. 2 members are couples (which means they are pak-toh-ing). I'm not disagree with the couple things like that, but that just too annoys me. Eg,

Teacher : *teaching*
Boy : *looking at girl*
Girl : "Why are you looking at me?"
Boy : "I love you with all of my heart."
Girl : "I love you too."
Boy : "I love you."
Girl : "Oh, yeah. Just now the teacher taught us that the graph will be grow outwards. Why ah?"
Boy : "Oh... It should be like that. If...bla bla bla... then...bla bla bla..."
*5 minutes later*
Boy : "Eh? Where the teacher talk until ah?"
Me : *-_-"*

The 3rd member...

Me : "What topic do you want to do for our assignment ah?"
3rd member : "Er... ca...can... you spe.. speak... mandelin ah?"
Me : "Wo ke yi jiang hua yu. (I can speak Chinese)"

In fact, I think all my team members converse in Chinese the most, and can't speak eloquent English. It's not a problem with me, but I think that will be problem to them more. Serious! If my team members are having problem, I will think that I'm also having problem with them. So, I'm also thinking to change to another group. Perhaps Group 1 will be quite ok as I know there's a girl who is quite cute whom I always look at. Furthermore, I believe students at Group 1 are more competative and more clever to coorperate with. The only thing that I don't like is, Monday tutorial will start at 8, which I have to wake up at 6, with my mother grumbling being lazy to wake up so that early in the morning. Haihz... still thinking how now.

I don't know why...

2006-01-18T19:53:00.000+08:00

I don't know why they take my name as a girl's name and led me to the group 4 for Accounting Group. (Group 4 is the worst group among the Accounting Group)

I don't know why some girls at TARC wear short jeans to college and still sit behind the lecture hall. (FYI, the more behind the lecture hall, the higher the seats are. And the students who sit in front of them can to look at their ******* clearly by just twisting their heads behind. I don't do that, because I sit too in front already)

I don't know why statistics, which I master in, made me fall asleep.

I don't know why college's BM level is between PMR and UPSR.

I don't know why the noodle seller in TARC's Canteen 2 put "Dang Gui", "Ji Zi" and Sengkuang in the noodles.

I don't know why Chua's Catering at TARC Canteen 2 only gave me a small piece of fried chicken when I request for it.

I don't know why Chua's Catering at TARC Canteen 2 gave me a mud-stuffed lalas.

I don't know why the "yum yum park" at TARC is filled with couples to feed those mosquitoes.

I don't know why I can't log in to their e-learning system with my password.

I don't know how come Milly can see me.

I don't know how come got lecturemate reads my blog.

I don't know why no girls go after me. *get rotten eggs and throw at me*

IMsssssssss.......

2006-01-17T21:37:00.000+08:00

Let's see how many IMs I have:

1) Trillian (My Trustworthy IM)
2) Window Live Messenger Beta Version
3) MSN Messenger 7.5
4) Yahoo Messenger
5) Google Talk
6) Skype
7) Hey!
8) Gizmo
9) AIM
10) ICQ

Anymore? Please let me know if I missed out any, so that I can download and add on to my list :P

My School Magazine

2006-01-16T00:32:00.000+08:00

***advertisement time***

I'll be back to my "I Hate Preaching! (Part 3)" post after this.

How many times must I complain my ex-school editorial board sucks a lot?

First, a non-editorial board member was tok-king at my back, and the teacher together with the editor hunted me down and fired me. And the non-editorial board member was promoted to the sub-editor.

Second, they didn't give me any job, and yet, they still told the others I am a lousy member.

Third, I see the way they operate things, sucks. Not systematic at all.

Forth, cronies there are more well recognized than the members.

Fifth, last year editorial board noobs are not well armed as a member. A guy who has a digital camera can just become a member just like that.

Sixth, school students this year still haven't recieve the school magazine.

Seventh, they spend most of the time in the editorial board room to lepak when they were having subjects that they don't like, and the editor just let them be.

Eighth, boys flirt more than they work. They will call bunches of girls to work with them.

Ninth, editor didn't read my idea which I proposed on my mail and just forwarded to others and as if as it was a normal "junk, sukak-sukak,-forwarded-mail".

Tenth, I passed our chess-society-photo money to the editor to order 6 photos of the chess society for my members and the editor told me to wait for few weeks. I've waited for few months, until before the SPM period, I asked him once where are those photos. He told me that he will find the person-in-charge, and call me to wait for few more days. 1.5 months after SPM, I asked him last week once again, "Where are those photos?", and he told me he is not in charge of it anymore. He has quitted 2 months before SPM. I asked him, "Then I should reimburse those money back to my members lah?", which he replied, "Yes." Now, I felt cheated to use back my own money (RM12) to pay back my students and also apologizes for not getting them their photos.

I want to bitch!! What kind of editorial board is that?!?! Worse than LameCockWank UC.

I hate preaching! (Part 2)

2006-01-14T01:21:00.000+08:00

Continued from Part 1...

[22:10] K: u confrim go to TAR?
[22:10] Me: maybe, but not confirmed
[22:10] Me: maybe Taylor
[22:10] Me: maybe Inti
[22:10] Me: maybe Sunway
[22:10] K: wat bout HELP (1st preaching)
[22:10] K: there business also not bad
[22:11] K: Ice is goin there (2nd preaching)
[22:11] K: to study law
[22:11] Me: I thought of going to australia, but no money
[22:11] Me: yeah
[22:11] Me: law is very suit for her
[22:11] K: ya
[22:11] K: But u should consider HELP also (3rd preaching)
[22:12] K: not necceary u go HELP, must go to Australia
[22:12] K: still can go UK or US
[22:13] K: because a level is well recognized internationally
[22:13] Me: UK and US are the matter of costs of living
[22:13] K: i knoe
[22:13] K: but u wanna study where for degree?
[22:14] Me: thought of Melbourne
[22:14] K: can also wat, HELP also can go there (4th preaching)
[22:14] K: can go anywhere, of course except local U
[22:16] K: but my second cousin from HELP also went there to study medical
[22:17] K: he is one of the top in HELP (5th preaching)
[22:17] K: if u look throught HELP brochure, u will see his face
[22:18] Me: what name?
[22:18] K: Jason Leong (I didn't see his face also)
[22:19] K: check it out
[22:20] Me: wait
[22:23] K: wong choong hann also from HELP (6th preaching)
[22:23] K: also top scorer
[22:23] Me : Yeah, top scorer in badminton
[22:23] Me : no wonder ended up as a badminton player
[22:24] K: u f__k lah (Censored. He really swore)
[22:24] Me: :P:P:P
[22:24] K: dont insult hELP
[22:24] K: otherwise adeline gonna slap u
[22:25] K: i will tell adeline
[22:36] Me: but WHAT I think about HELP is, they are much better than the Lame Cock Wank University lah
[22:36] K: duh
[22:37] K: n far better than sunway n taylor (insulting other colleges without knowing much about them)
[22:37] Me: I want to go Harvard also one
[22:37] K: those r only meant for rich n LanCiLanYong people
[22:37] Me: but, no college offers that twinning programme
[22:38] K: Hahah HELP also can go (7th preaching)
[22:38] Me: but tat one u can go if u score 10 a1 in spm , n being offered scholarship
[22:41] Me: my dream is to study in MIT
[22:42] Me : At HELP
Examination 20%
Assignment 1 - 30%
Assignment 2 - 50%
Total - 100%
[22:43] Me: you want me to die ah?
[22:43] K: hahah
[22:43] K: lagi nice
[22:43] K: assignment will be intersting
[22:43] K: i prefer like tat
[22:43] K: assignment more important than exam
[22:44] K: but that MIT is hard to go in
[22:45] K: but if i offer a place there, i will go, even if i got offer from oxford or cambridge
[22:46] Me: ic
[22:46] Me: no lah
[22:46] Me: for engineering
[22:46] Me: Imperial King College
[22:47] K: where?
[22:47] Alphonso Tan --- "Digital Fortress" by Dan Brown: UK
[22:48] K: no. wat in the world?
[22:48] K: MIT no. 2
[22:48] Me: 3rd
[22:48] K: harvard no.1
[22:48] K: cool
[22:48] K: can be considered
[22:49] Me: you mean world izzit?
[22:49] Me: cheh
[22:49] Me: wait
[22:50] Me: 23rd
[22:50] Me: but they are expert in engineering
[22:50] K: ok, can be considered
[22:50] K: the prob is, is it reconised in malaysia
[22:50] K: ?
[22:50] Me: Woi!
[22:50] Me: you take a Harvard degree come back
[22:51] Me: and see if it is recognized in Malaysia anot
[22:51] K: harvard of course lah
[22:51] K: but wat bout imperial?
[22:51] Me: then yalah
[22:51] Me: harvard is recognized bcoz it is the best
[22:51] Me: and this applies to Imperial, bcoz it is also the best in engineering
[22:52] K: wait a minute, its imperial college right?
[22:52] K: Tat means it is a college only?
[22:52] K: it is not like lame cock wank, ok?
[22:52] K: lame cock wank is a university?
[22:53] Me: http://ed.sjtu.edu.cn/rank/2005/ARWU2005FullList2.pdf
[22:53] K: university college
[22:53] K: same like HELP (8th preaching)
[22:53] K: Taylors n sunway only college
[22:53] Me: Imperial's standard is much higher than our local UM lah
[22:53] Me: They don't need to be so glamour about their name one
[22:54] K: lol
[22:54] K: but Taylors, Sunway and Inti too far lah
[22:54] K: in subang
[22:54] K: dah lah got jam
[22:54] K: HELP nearer (9th preaching)
[22:55] K: better stick with HELP
[22:55] K: i tell u wat
[22:56] K: one day, go to HELP n look around its building (10th preaching)
[22:56] K: since u demm free now
[22:56] K: better than go to edu fair
[22:56] Me: go edu fair go free gifts
[22:57] K: just for tat?
[22:57] K: f__k u lah (Censored. He really swore)
[22:57] K: i got plenty
[22:57] K: in the pass two years i been so many times
[22:57] Me: wait
[22:58] Me: let me calculate the fees
[22:59] K: HELP?
[22:59] K: only 18k
[22:59] Me: foundation?
[22:59] K: a level
[22:59] Me: knn
[22:59] Me: so expensive. I need a foundation lah
[22:59] K: ooo, u goin to diploma?
[22:59] K: hmm......
[22:59] K: let me check
[23:01] Me : Help me to find about the sekolahshit also
[23:06] K: about 10k to 16k
[23:08] K: scholarship ?
[23:09] K: u will get one if u score 8 a1 to straight a1
[23:09] K: if u got straight a1, u will have full scholarship
[23:10] K: Ice got full schorship based on her trial exam result
[23:10] Me: but must based on the real SPM. Right?
[23:10] K: lol
[23:10] K: HELP can based on trail
[23:10] K: u dont believe, ask adeline
[23:11] K: but also spm
[23:12] K: she got full schorship
[23:12] Me: she got straight As?
[23:12] K: not really, but she did apply, n she got it, maybe depend on her ko kurikulum
[23:12] K: she got 7a1
[23:13] K: n she get it
[23:14] Me: how she got it?
[23:14] Me: she 7A1s
[23:14] K: apply lah
[23:15] K: but she did mention tat she got it cause its miracle
[23:15] Me: nope
[23:15] Me: HELP is not specialize in accounting
[23:15] Me: so, maybe not
[23:15] K: she is takin law
[23:15] K: n tats wat is HELP specialise at (11th preaching. For K, HELP specializes in every field.)
[23:16] K: so, its a miracle she got it
[23:16] K: but i told her tat she got it based on her ko kurikulum
[23:16] K: prefect
[23:16] K: debating
[23:16] Me: nvm
[23:17] Me: I'm not interested in her case
[23:17] Me: so, nvm
[23:17] K: ahem
[23:17] K: did i mention it?
[23:17] K: perasaan?
[23:17] K: oh, now i knoe
[23:17] K: u like her
[23:17] Me: then nvm
[23:17] K: lol
[23:18] K: ask her more bout HELP lah
[23:18] Me: no need lah
[23:18] Me: because I want to take ACCA, which HELP doesn't offer that.

This conversation makes me have a negative statement towards HELP and him (just because he humiliated me). I just don't understand why people like to preach? Can he go to heaven after preaching me? Can he get anything after preaching me? I can't see anything. Those people who really knows me, they will know that I use to do things by myself. Even until now. Although I have bunch of new friends in college, I still tend to walk alone, go canteen and have my lunch by myself, go to the library by myself, enter out CITC room by myself. I'm not easily being brainwashed.

I don't know what is so good about HELP. At least, I feel that TARC is good. I came from a lousy secondary school, with only 3 toilet cubicles open for every gender and terrible toilet walls with full of shits, tasteless fried rice, air-condless library, school without a hall... So, maybe I don't need a good environment or facilities for me to suit with them. I don't care about the building structure, as long as those buildings are not built by ataps.

I don't know what is so good about HELP. And I don't know that HELP can be expert in so many subjects. Law, business studies and A Level. And if I told him I want to take up other subjects like mass com, interior designs, beauty course, animations, I believe this guy will also say, "Nevermind, HELP is also good in these subjects." For what I know, I think Brickfield Asia College is the one which experts in Law (although not famous, and the college is very very small). And for business studies, Taylor will be quite alright. A Level, you can really get what you want. For A Level now, you can demand exemption for General Paper, you can still mix science and arts & humanities subjects together.

Studying HELP just because of Wong Choon Hann? WAKE UP!!! No one is interested in that college just because Wong Choon Hann studied at there before. First, because HELP doesn't offer "badminton course", and second I don't want to be a badminton player. But if he persuades me to take Business Studies at Columbia Business School just because Warren Buffett studied at there before, I will have a second thought.

HELP? Too far away from my house. And secondly, I don't want to see unnecessary idiot study ingwith me.

As what I always believe, not every college and every university are the same. Some colleges tend to expertise in some certain subjects. If you want to study E&E and computer science, I beliebe MMU is a good choice in Malaysia. If you want to study Accounting in Malaysia, Sunway TES University College, Institute of Perkim Goon and TAR College are a wiser choice, at least they obtain ACCA Premier Plus Status. Medicine? I think USM and UM are not bad though. For graphic designs, I believe One Academic is popular for that. So, how can a college experts in almost every subjects like A Level, Law and Business Studies together? Even Harvard University specializes for her economics only.

And this boy, I told him to preach at Emilie's post. He commented at there and even led her to erroneous statements.

So, one last time, sorry for me to say that I won't choose HELP anymore. Au revoir!

to be continue...

I hate preaching! (Part 1)

2006-01-13T15:26:00.000+08:00

Once again, I hate preaching. Especially preacing with only boast about themselves, don't care about the others and don't even know anything about the others!

It was a busy moment before I enrolled into TAR College. So, one free midnight, while I was onlined, I met some other friends on my instant messenger list. And that's the moment when war nearly broke out.

I was having 2 choices in my mind at that moment : Accounting or Engineering. No doubt, I used to score well in Physics, Maths and Additional Maths (I'm not blowing my own trumpet, ok?) and that's why many of my friends, or even enemies thought that I would take Engineering Course in College or University. But before I proceed, let me list out the pros and cons between both once again:

Engineering (Pros):
1) I'm good in Physics, Maths and Additional Maths
2) Well paid for fress graduates. I think can get around RM2700 (depends on what field) for new-grad engineer.
3) Creative minded
4) Good paid as I going on and switching job is not a need.

Engineering (Cons):
1) Will take up 5 years for some courses (including foundation)
2) I will be engineer for my entire life. Not many chances to be promoted. The most can become General Manager, but chances are very much limited.
3) If go UTAR to get a Degree, or go UK (RM30k for 14 weeks) to get a Degree, or stay local to do MA or MBA (once again, add another 1 to 2 years for MA/MBA).
4) Even so, certificates are difficult to be recognized in overseas.
5) Is one-fielded (eg, chemical engineer cannot become aerodynamical engineer).
6) Not every field/company need engineers.
7) Most of the engineers' blogs are more to evil side.
8) Physical works are more than non-physical works.
9) Engineers in Malaysia are far too many, and yet they still can't even produce a good national car.
10) Tend to be outdated in some fields. Eg, E&E engineers will spend most of the time to update themselves for the latest info. Or who knows, when this world finds another field to eliminate and dispute E&E.

Accounting (Pros):
1) Every field, every company needs accountants.
2) Experience is the key. The more experience I am, the higher salary I will be paid.
3) Can travel overseas sometimes.
4) Spend more time in the office under the air-cond. No physical work required.
5) Get promoted fast, skyrocketing salary, and most of the GM places will be waiting for me. (I'm day-dreaming)
6) Great demading from the society.
7) Certificates like ACCA and CIMA are definitely weight much heavier than Degree. World recognized also.

Accounting (Cons):
1) I'm still fresh to it. I don't have any accounting basic (I was very blur when I study accounting during Form2).
2) Fresh-grad are not as highly paid as engineer. I think can get only the most RM2200. (But since I've said already, experience in this field is the key.)
3) Many accountants around.
4) Will be spending most of my time figuring out dirty tricks.

*will add mroe, if I think get any*

One of my friend, Q, whose trial results are worse than mine (I obtained 9As, he obtained 6As), trying very hard to persuade me to join engineering.

[23:24] Me: I want to take up accounting
[23:24] Me: and want to become CEO
[23:24] K: no fortune lah (1)
[23:34] Me :*tulaned*
[23:24] Me: then operate my own business
[23:24] K: ceh
[23:24] K: u think easy meh
[23:24] K: dont aim too high
[23:24] K: tats depends on ur ability (2)
[23:25] K: not ur education
[23:25] Me: what do you think?
[23:25] Me: maybe only mah
[23:25] K: CEO must well u take business
[23:25] Me: business?
[23:26] Me: if fall once, then my whole life become salesman lah?
[23:26] K: told ya
[23:26] K: all depend on ur ability
[23:27] K: if i were u, i will take up engineering, maybe chemical
[23:27] K:then i take MBA
[23:27] Me: chemical?
[23:27] Me: no thanks
[23:27] Me: want me to die early ah?
[23:28] K: in the end, i still ended up as CEO of big chemical company
[23:28] Me: I'm not desperate for the Nobel Prize
[23:28] K: soh hai
[23:28] Me : *tulaned once again*
[23:28] K: tats just an example
[23:28] Me: how many chemical companies are there around the world?
[23:28] K: i told u
[23:28] K: just as example only
[23:29] K: the president of nissan is a chemical engineer
[23:29] K: he bring up nissan from zero to hero (3)
[23:29] K: or bettter
[23:29] Me: I don't care who he is
[23:30] K: I will take somethin else i will be specialize at
[23:30] Me: hey
[23:30] K: then only i will take business
[23:30] K: soh hai
[23:30] Me : *@%#$@%#$%@*
[23:30] Me: do you actually know what ACCA is? (4)
[23:30] K: ceh
[23:31] K: just sit in the office doin accounting, then can become accounting manager, goyang kaki in the office n get a lot of money
[23:31] K: so boring
[23:31] K: i prefer experiment n outing
[23:31] K: more adventurous
[23:31] Me: I wanna save my life
[23:31] Me: I wanna take care of my family
[23:32] Me: I wanna enjoy
[23:32] Me: no need outing so much (5)
[23:32] K: boring
[23:32] K: outing in enjoying
[23:32] Me: don't need to promote engineering for me
[23:32] K: just wanna tell u
[23:32] Me: You are just calling a doctor to become a beggar
[23:32] Me: :P
[23:33] K: cause u have bigger potential tahn me to be an engineer
[23:33] K: ur physics n add maths are better than me (6)
[23:34] K: n actually u r more intelligent than our physic tuition teacher
[23:34] K: think rationally
[23:35] K: accounting brings u no where but end up as f__cker (7)
[23.35] Me : *very tulaned*
[23:36] Me: so,
[23:36] Me: next time
[23:36] Me: you operate a company
[23:37] Me: don't hire any accountant

(1) Accountants have no fortune? Then what are accountants for? Just writing history?

(2) Depends on ability, but not education? Any job only depends on education, and also highly paid, and also easy-go-lucky type?

(3) Once in a blue moon. That also can't make it to Top 10. Has he ever figured out that most of the richest man took up business studies instead of angineering?

(4) Different perception towards ACCA.

(5) For me, working is working, enjoying is enjoying. I wane to make a border between both.

(6) I've encountered this before. Once, I went to a college Engineering Faculty's counter. I told the receptionist, "Miss, I'm a bronze medalist for the Physics Olympiad and also the best student in Add Maths quiz for the distraict level. Do you think..." And the receptionist intercepted my word, "Oh, then you should join Engineering!!" Everyone will think that students who excel in Physics and Add Maths should do engineering just because we think that they are really talented. But will anyone thought of talented Accountants, Stock Investors, General Managers?

(7) In the real conversations, he did really use "that-word". I have to censor it for some purposes.

to be continue...

Discount

2006-01-11T23:41:00.000+08:00

At college...

Library guide : "OK, this is our photostating machine *point point photostating machine*. You can photostate your books at here, but providing you must have a photostating card."

We : *blur blur* "What is photostating card?"

Library guide : "Photostating card is a card which is something like reload card. One card is RM8 or also equivalent to 100 sheets, and you can get those cards from that counter." *point counter*

Me :"Wuah... so many procedures."

Me & Gary : *walked to the counter*

Gary : "Cik, nak beli 'photostating card'."

Counter girl : "Nak berapa?"

Gary : "Satu lah. Satu berapa?"

Counter girl : "RM6"

Gary : "OK." *passed counter girl RM6"

Counter girl : *passed Gary photostating card*

Me : "Kasi saya dua."

Counter girl : *passed 2 photostating cards* "RM12. Dulu jual RM8 satu keping. Tapi kolej kata bulan ini ada offer RM2."

Me : "Oh... Itu offer kan, satu bulan sekali ke, atau satu minggu sekali?"

Gary : "Are you an idiot?"

Me : :P:b

Counter girl : "Hehe..."

Very Short Review For Fish Burger

2006-01-10T22:27:00.000+08:00

"Slow food" is always much better.

Why No Bloggers Blog About KFC's Fish Burger One?

2006-01-04T22:52:00.000+08:00

I watched the KFC advertisement few days ago. I knew they wanna came out their new Fish Burger idea. Hence, I went to KFC today.

The Fish Burger set (Fish burger, Carbonate Drink, and Potato Wedges) was sold at RM8.85 (if I'm not mistaken). I didn't order it as it was more expensive than my "2 chickens, coleslaw, whipped potato, and a bun" by 5 cents (not including tax). Thus, I decided to try it on other day, and see about the comments from dear bloggers.

However, I came back, and waited for the full day at PPS, hoping someone will blog about their 140mm Fish Burger. But it turns out to no one. Looks like I'll be going back to KFC tomorrow JUST to try out their Fish Burger.

Hang Zhou

2006-01-02T21:51:00.000+08:00

I went to Hang Zhou once. A 3 days 2 nights trip.

I will only focus on HangZhou as I personally feel that it is the best among the China destinations. I wouldn't want to criticize anything about China. So, this post is only about the pros of China.

Hangzhou, which is famous for many things. From "Dragon-Well Tea", to the legend of "Lady White Snake", from the "Song City" to "Xi Hu" and the tales of "The Butterfly Lover". Midi for the butterfly lover, click here. If you want a very much nicer version, let me know.

As I don't know how to appreciate tea, so, I wouldn't want to comment anything about the tea.

I've forgotten the legen of "Lady White Snake", but as what I know, the monk is evil.

"The Butterfly Lovers" is a story where a girl who named Zhu Ying Tai, disguised in a form of a man, went to study at the Dong Lin School. After that, she fell in love in a guy who named Liang Shan Bo. After that she tried her best to hint Liang she is actually a girl and she loves him. But Liang is a nerd, he didn't know anything. Until Zhu's parents urged Zhu to go back to her home. She missed Liang and told Liang about her feeling towards him. Zhu's parents splited them and Liang fell sick and died. So, when Zhu was on the way back to her home, she passed by Liang's grave. The weather changed suddenly. Strong wind and Heavy downpour occured. The grave opened and she jumped into it. After that, the weather changed back to normal. And 2 butterflies appears at the grave and flew away together. We passed by the Dong Lin School, and also crossed the "Chang Qiao (Long Bridge)" which is only about 10 metres, and that's where they paktoh from the morning until evening. Sound so foolish. OK, no criticizing.

But after we passed by the Dong Lin School...

Me : "Oh... this is the school where the couples studied here before."
Tour Guide : "Yeah. This is."
Me : "So, where's their grave ah?"
Tour Guide : *LOL "Don't know."

Xi Hu is nice. But I think it has already been described by Rojaks once before. And then, if you go to Xu Hu during the Mooncake Festival, you can see altogether 33 moons. I still remember how.

Song Cheng. The city of the olden Song Dynasty. It is actually a heritage where you can get the atmosphere of the Song Dynasty. Staffs in it are wearing those traditional clothes, buildings and structures are based on ancient Song Dynasty style. Very nice. There is also fortress and visitors can climb on top of it.

Tour Guide : "At here, you can find anything you want from the olden days. How they weight your weight, how those soldiers wear, the building of the "Chinese 4 Greatest Inventions", toilets, restaurants... bla bla bla... everything is based on the ancient Sung Dynasty structure."
We : "OK" *walked for 4 hours*
Tour Guide : *lined up for 4 hours to buy the show tickets for us*

4 hours later...

Tour Guide : "Enjoy your trip?"
Me : "Nice. But still couldn't find one building."
Tour Guide : "What building?"
Me : "The courtesan house."
Everyone : *LOL*
Tour Guide : *ROTF* "You so small, want to go to courtesan house ah?"

And in the Song City, I like the show very much. There's man-made waterfall, horses cross on top of the stage. And not to forget, girls in lingeries!!! Woohoo!!!

Oh yeah, there's one poem at Hangzhou which I remember very much:
长桥不长,
孤山不孤,
断桥不断.

Related stories at:
Rojaks
AprilCherrie

Floodng PPS With Happy New Year!

2006-01-01T00:00:00.000+08:00

Happy New Year!

I just can't wait to be the first very few to flood on PPS.

How To Escape From Rapist?

2005-12-29T14:48:00.000+08:00

Girls!! How to escape from rapist?

Just tell the rapist(s), "I got AIDS and period."

:P

My Driving Lesson Is Cool!!!

2005-12-28T15:04:00.000+08:00

I attended the 2 hours driving license yesterday. OK, it was my first time, and as you know, always die engine. I farking hate to step the clutch pedal, and I waished that I could pluck the whole pedal out.

Today was alright. Not much die engine. I drove al the way, from Kajang to Batu Sembilan there. Drove up hill, drove down hill. All by myself. No die engine. I can't imagine it *victory dance*.

Reverse parking was alright. Did more than 10 times. Spent 2 hours just on driving. Didn't langgar tiang, except once. It's not my fault! But the teacher's fault!!! I had well-calculated the distance when to brake. But the teacher kept calling me to reverse, reverse, reverse. And then, out of nowhere, the Kancil downed 2 tiangs. What a moron. Others are pretty well parked. I think I'm a genius in parking, but I don't like driving.

On the way back, die engine twice. Never mind. It's normal for Kancil to die engine. The teacher ordered me to drive to the petrol kiosk and taught me how to pump petrol. Wow, my driving teacher is cool!!! I bet not many teacher will provide this teaching lesson.

Actually hor, I don't know why Malaysian drivers like that one. When I drove up hill and down hill, the line on the road is double and not broken-line. But those drivers still overtook me. Lorry also the same. Where can like that?

Is Smiling A Sin?

2005-12-26T15:17:00.000+08:00

I was on my way back from Malacca to KL yesterday.

On my way back, in the car, Charles called me up:

Charles : "Wei, where are you now?"

Me : "I'm on my way back home. Mud Chad?"

Charles : "Call me when you've reached home."

Me : "OK. Anything?"

Charles : *hung up the phone*

I suspected he wants to call me out for a cup of drink. So, I tried my best to reach home as fast as possible.

When I'm about to reach home, just a 3 minutes drive from my house, I called up Charles twice, which ended up as unanswered calls.

I reached home at about 8.50 p.m. and I saw my opposite neighbour (which is my ex-classmate, H) is having a party. I pretended nothing, and packed my belongings into my house:

Mom : "Hey, they are having a party opposite there. Are you gonna join your classmates?"

Me : "See first lah. If they call, I just show my face loh."

Mom : "I see."

I went opposite. No one invited me in. It was nothing to me. So, I called Charles out of H's house. Next, Charles pulled me to a nearby junction, whereby Michael also followed up.

Charles : "Aiyah, just now sorry lah. When you called me just now, I hung up your phone."

Me : "Oh... it's ok."

Charles : "Just now when I reached here, I didn't see anyone is in the house. So, I thought of calling you to come over (to H's house)."

Me : "OK. Then you called me?"

Charles : "Then I called you. But H's mom came towards me, and scolded me."

Me : *dumbfounded* "Why?"

Charles : "She called me not to invite you o'er. She said you are crazy."

Michael : "Yaloh. If my mother is like her hor, I'm gonna chase her out of my house."

Charles : "Sorry. I gotta go back to her house now. I've paid for the party. I'll call you out when I've finished eating."

Me : "OK."

Michael : "What time do you usually sleep?"

Me : "2. My door will is opening anytime."

I went back later on.

After the party, Charles, Michael and me went out for a drink.

Apparently he told everything to us. 9 of our classmates, wanted to invite me over to the party. So, everybody suggested Charles to call me. After he called me, H's mon came and scolded him. H's mom said my whole family members are crazy, because we smiled at them once, and so, she concluded my family as a "crazy family". Charles was stunned and very angry at that moment. Everyone was looking at him being scolded by H's mother.

I've never see such an inane, insane, lame, pervert, moron, and what-else (?) mother. Smiling is a sin?

"You tidak suka, you keluar dari Malaysia!", by MP for Jerai, Kedah, Dato' Paduka Haji Badruddin bin Amiruldin.

I Hate My School!!!!!

2005-12-23T10:46:00.000+08:00

I went to my school this morning (just now) to get some "certified-particulars". No one was ready to welcome me. PKHEM (Penolong Kanan) is on-leave, as well as others. Only the Pengetua, a clerk and some low-post teachers. I had stood at the counter and waited there for 10 minutes.

Later, a mother and her son walked in the office by the door and asked some questions. I saw 2 men walked out from the Pengetua's office. After the son-and-mom couple leaved the office, the clerk headed to me and asked what I want. I told them I just need my "Sijil Berhenti Sekolah" to be certified. And she said the Pengetua is busying with some outsiders. She also told me that I've to wait until 3 o'clock, or else, next week.

I need to get my form ready as I need to submit to the college. I don't want to stay at the house to "berkulat". I miss my studies.

I wish that I could become a crony.

Daniel's P0rn???

2005-12-23T02:10:00.000+08:00

One day, at my friend's house...

Friend's 9-year-old sister : "~~Hensem~~ Kor~~~, you want to see Daniel's neked pictures or not?" *in a cute way*

Me : "Who Daniel? Radcliffe? Or the Malaysian Idol one?"

Friend's 9-year-old sister : "Daniel the Hairy Potter."

Me : "Oh... Why want me to see?"

Friend's 9-year-old sister : "Come and see with me lah. Neked one."

Me : "Oh?" *flabbergasted* "Whole neked?"

Friend's 9-year-old sister : "Yes. Can see his kkc also."

Me : "Mien Gott Im Himmel."

Friend's 9-year-old sister : "Want to see anot?"

Me : "Is he hairy?"

Friend's 9-year-old sister : "Nope. No bulu at that part."

Me : "Then dowan lah."

Friend's 9-year-old sister : "Why dowan?"

Me : "No thanks. I got my own mirror to look at."

Kids are growing too fast!!!

Christmas Meme

2005-12-21T16:34:00.000+08:00

5xMom tagged me again.

State who tagged you;
- List who you want your Santa Claus to be (the bearer of the gift);
- State the gift you wish to get;
- Then invite a few friends to join the tag, and inform them by dropping a comment in their blog.

Who I want my Santa Claus to be?
Su Zen!! Belanja me GayFC when you are back in Malaysia!!!

The gift I wish to get?
- Su Zen's GayFC!!!
- Good results in SPM
- Can cope up in accounting
- More and more tuition students!
- More money!
- Single!

Who I want to tag?
- Su Zen (I will still tag Su Zen) I will replace this tag to another blogger, if you treat me. Muahaha!!!
- Young Brat
- Pikey Dude

Do You KNow Why So Many People Cry During The "King Kong" Movie?

2005-12-20T12:14:00.000+08:00

I was sitting in a "CD, VCD, and DVD" shop. People walked in and out. 10 out of 10 were ordering the "King Kong" movie.

This reminds me of what my cousin told me. He told me that when he is watching the "King Kong" movie with his friend, there are people who is crying at the end of the show, where the King Kong starts to fall down from the Empire State Building.

They cried. Are they too emotional? Or are they just being foolish? Now, let me tell you the truth. If you noticed, in every movie, the tactics are still the same. The director purposely slow-motioned at a certain part, and this cause people to cry on the spot.

I'm Currently Blogging From Mentakab

2005-12-17T16:21:00.000+08:00

I'm currently blogging from Mentakab. I just arrived here.

The Karak Highway was jammed just now, and I suspect will be jammed forever. Reason: 1) Stupid road rangers didn't dontrol the traffic.
2) Stupid highway only got 2 lanes.
3) Stupid highway owner building 5 stretches along the highway, and drivers have to squeeze from 3 lanes to 1 lane.
4) Stupid drivers don't know how to drive, caused accidents.
5) Stupid drivers want to keh-poh for the accidents and caused jam.

3 hours from KL to Mentakab.

There is a Petronas Kiosk 3km before the Karak Toll. Oh... Mien Gott Im Himmel. I went for the toilet, and you know what? More than 60 girls are queueing for the girl's toilet. The queue streches about 30 metres long. Boys? Not so long. About 5 boys are infront of me when I want to enter the toilet. The toilet has 6 cubicles, and this will also caused jam.

This is Kiasi, currently blogging from Mentakab, is signing off. Hopefully won't strike lottery this time.

Wang Xue Jing at TARC also?

2005-12-16T23:41:00.000+08:00

At first, I don't quite believe TARC has many bloggers around. And so, I google for it: "TARC + blog". I stumbled upon one of Kenny Sia's post.

Go look for the second comment.

I heard that Wang Xue Jing is currently studying in TARC (Tunku Abdul Rahman College) ler. She is like 1-2 years younger than me, born in 1985 or 1986, I think. I never like them too. At this age, they can't sing pop songs or love songs, neither they are suitable to sings children songs or nursery rhymes. So, their album sucks as they consisted of capalang english songs or some recomposed tunes. :)

Hmm, I agree with all your points. No doubt! Had a good laugh!

Commented by: Jason at April 8, 2005 11:20 PM

And so, I asked Jason:

[23:29] Alphonso Tan: eh
[23:29] Alphonso Tan: I wanna go to TARC
[23:29] Jason: yeap
[23:29] Jason: good luck
[23:29] Jason: hahahah
[23:29] Alphonso Tan: you think I can pikat get Wang Xue Jing anot ah?
[23:29] Jason: all the best
[23:29] Alphonso Tan: :P
[23:29] Jason: Shes fat and ugly lah
[23:29] Alphonso Tan: how you know?
[23:30] Jason: u never see her b4 meh?
[23:30] Jason: duh~
[23:30] Alphonso Tan: no wor
[23:30] Jason: not fat lah
[23:30] Jason: chubby
[23:30] Jason: so young age aldy go slimming center.. tsk tsk tsk
[23:30] Alphonso Tan: ic
[23:30] Alphonso Tan: what course ah?
[23:30] Jason: dunno
[23:31] Alphonso Tan: nvm
[23:31] Jason: :D
[23:32] Alphonso Tan: lemme snap her picture lah
[23:32] Alphonso Tan: if I see her
[23:32] Jason: i not xi1 han3

You think I can anot?

*run away fast fast*

Why I Choose Accounting

2005-12-16T22:46:00.000+08:00

Basically there are 2 options in my mind: accounting and engineering. I went to the TARC receptionists and aksed some stupid quesitons.

I went to the "Accountancy and Business Studies" department, and I only see girls at there.

I went to the "Engineering Building Technology Apparel Manufacturing" department:

Me : Can I ask a question?
Receptionist : Yes, you may.
Me : Is most of the engeering students are boys?
Receptionist : *LOL* Yes. And that's normal lah.
Me : *LOL* Why ah?
Receptionist : Because boys are usually good in Physics and Maths.
Me : I see.
Receptionist : Usually there are 100 students in a class and not more than 10 girls in it.
Me : Wow!
Receptionist : There's once when my students complained to me and said that there's only 2 girls in their class.
Me : *LOL*
Receptionist : But there's once where there are many girls in my class.
Me : Owh...
Receptionist : And the girls cover 10% of the students in the class.
Me *aghast* A.....and you called that "many"?
Receptionist : Yeah.
Me : *@#@$#%@$#%@$%#*

And that's why.

My visit to TARC

2005-12-16T22:33:00.000+08:00

TARC was having its open day today at ~~Starbuck~~ Setapak. I went there. And I asked lots of questions. Mostly are "stupid questions". Never mind. Here are a few:

Receptionist : We have 2 canteens and 1 cafeteria in our college.
Me : All halal ah?
Receptionist : *LOL* All the stalls are operated by Chinese, but only one by Malay.

Tour Guide : See here *point point*, the rock chairs and tables? This is our park.
Me : I thought supposed to be sating spot?
Tour Guide : *LOL* Can say so lah

*will add if I remember any*

Yumcha Session

2005-12-14T00:29:00.000+08:00

I was having a yumcha session together with Icestryder and Ian 2 days ago...

Me : "I wanna be an accountant!"

Ian : "I wanna be an engineer!"

Ice : "I wanna be a lawyer! The 6 o'clock TV3 drama which talks about the lawyer... aiyoo.... the costumes are so gaya, man."

Me : "Yeah, very gaya. But as usual lah, HK dramas usually talk about proffesions one. Got police lah, lawyer lah, firefighter lah, dcotor lah, engineer lah, this lah, that lah, but I didn't see them show the proffesion of an accountant." *sigh*

Ice & Ian : *LOL*

The non-gentlements and the gentlement

2005-12-13T23:31:00.000+08:00

I attended the driving course just now.

Let me explain the plan:

Red colour - Seats which were fully occupied

Cyan colour - The place where I sat

Yellow colour - Lecturer's table

Other colours - Will explained later

The lectur hall is fully occupied. It was our tea-break during 2.30 p.m. We were given a 30-minute recess and were ordered to return in time, and sit back our own seat.

2.57 p.m. 3 minutes to 3. 2 unknown guys entered the hall. They hadn't attend the previous lesson before the tea-break, and they just sat on 2 empty seats (which was coloured as green). The seats were actually occupied by 2 girls, and both of the girls weren't return yet. As we know, girls usually take quite a long time to eat, to pee-pee, to wash hands, et al...

1 minute had passed. Both of the girl came in. They found out that they "original" seats were being occupied by 2 unknowns. They argued with the 2 boys and the the girl lost in the arguement. They were very angry. The lecturer ordered us to sit back our own seats, and yet, nothing happened. In a no-choice situation, one of the girl sat at the corner edge of the hall, and the another girl stood at the blue-colour spot. All the people were discussing about the "ungentlement" of the both guys. They are totally absurd, and disgusting.

A boy, who is around my age, was sitting at the grey-colour spot at that particular moment. He looked back towards the poor, standing girl who was still stnaind at the blue spot. He gave a sign-language to the girl and trying to tell her to sit at his place. He stood up and offered a place for the girl. The girl walked to the place, sat at his place (grey-colour spot) and thanked him. He replied with a smile, and walked to the blue-colour spot with the arrow shows. And, he stood there straight, as if he was marching. We were flabbergastered, and at last, we burst into laughter. He stood blushly.

The lecturer asked him why he was standing, which he replied, "Saya takde tempat duduk (I don't have a seat)." The teacher then pulled in a computer chair from outside of the lectur hall to the purple-colour spot and called him to have his seat at there.

The situation lasted for another hour. In the mean time, I was sleeping later on. But after the class, he walked towards to girl (not the girl walked towards him), and he shook and greeted the girl. I was sitting behind and we gave him an applause for his "gentlement"ness.

Brainstorming session

2005-12-12T13:35:00.000+08:00

I was having a brainstorming session last night. For the whole 7 hours, I'd been asking around what course whould I take, and which college should I enrol.

Basically, I scored 6 A1s (History, Maths, Add Maths, BM, English and EST) , 3 A2s (Chemistry, Physic and Moral) and 1 B3 (Biology) in my SPM trial. I would say that I'm good in figures, calculating, and understanding concepts.

Upon the brainstorming session, some had advised me whether should I take accounting or not:

Gahyoong : "Good. Accounting is good. The market is demanding. Great choice."

Ian : "It is up to you. You can take accounting, if you are interested. But I do think that you can be part of science, such as physics. So basiaclly you have choices, either to be an engineer or accountant. Both also can promise a good future."

5xMom : "Good. Bright future. Goyang kaki. The higher rank, the easier."

Carryn : "Engineer. High paid."

Su Zen : "Accounting! Very easy one!"

A pervert : "Accounting brings u no where but end up as farker." *puketh*

Basically, I think accountant has more chances to get a job than engineer. In terms of environment, can see more girls around. An electronic company might need acountants, but an accounting firm might not need engineers.

Now, which college to enrol?

Julliana : Taylors!

Mun Kit : Sunway! Sunway is much better!

Gahyoong : According to here, better Sunway of TARC loh, if you want to take ACCA.

Jason : Sunway, if you can afford the fees, kiasuness, rich people showing off et al. But I advice you go MMU. Since you are in KL, don't join KL's MMU. Come to Malacca MMU!

A pervert : "HELP Institute! Come! I'm going to study at HELP! Last time Wong Choon Hann also studied at HELP!"

Basically, many of my friends are entering Taylors, but they are taking different courses with me. One of my friends is entering Sunway and he chooses accounting also. I know nuts about accounting, but I think I will go for it.

Come on! Dear bloggers yang berpengalaman! What course chould I take? Which college should I enrol?

Wutudo?

2005-12-09T15:16:00.000+08:00

It is only a week after SPM. And I seem to be so bored. Stories after stories. Novels after novels. And blogs after blogs.

I realized how the housewives outside there feel. I understand their feeling.

There are curently 2 story-plots in my mind:

Digital Fortress by Dan Brown - I read it only when I'm online.
The Client by John Grisham - I read it only when I'm offline.

So, it is quite challenging and confusing.

But, when I'm tired of reading, wutudo?

Food Meme

2005-12-09T14:02:00.000+08:00

5xMom tagged me.

Name five foods from your childhood that you missed. Link the five blogs that were tagged, including yours. Pass the meme to another three person.

5 foods from my childhood that I missed:

1) Ais Batang

I remembered while the school bus is stopping at another school and waiting for the other students from that school, there's an old-lady (not quite old lah, but about 50s like that) would vendor ice batang. The ice batang is wrapped with a plastic tube with both ends knotted, and is filled with all sorts of liquids in it. There are various type of flavours. Purple is grape flavour, black is Coke flavour, white is lychee flavour and et al. One stick is sold for 20 sen. So, it is still cheap for me to get one everyday. As usual, no picture in my blog.

2) Chocolate Teddy Biscuits

I just ate one pack. Picture can be found at here, code number 53681. You all know lah, children mah, sure like that one. They usually like cartoon pictures.

3) 无花果 Mo Fa Goh (fruit without flower)

No picture, because I couldn't google for it. We use to call it "giam giam" (salty salty) as an abbreviation. Short, double-same-character, and yet, easy to remember. I had an accident about this during last time. I almost forgot about the incident. Nothing went into my mind about this. But my father told me once, when I was small, before kindergarten, I was holding the mo fa goh cylinder tube and was running hither and thither. The cylinder tube is made of some sort of plastic. And then, I fell down and broke the cylinder tube into pieces. Some of the pieces cut through my eyebrow. My father also told me that I didn't cry. So, I was brought to the clinic, detached the broken pieces and sewed back the wound. I couldn't see the would, nor I can't feel it no matter how I try my best to feel it. Maybe it has gone. We didn't sue the mo fa goh company. Don't worry.

4) Infant cereal porridge

The last time I ate this was at Standard 3. My aunt moved into my house, as the Malaysia economy was very bad at that moment. She had a baby at that time. So, she used to feed her with the "Infact Cereal Porridge". And also she offered me some. It is quite nice. She also took some of it. I want some, but I think it is quite foolish for me to have it right now. My aunt later moved into a big house. And later divorced her husband as he got fired by his company. He left 3 kids behind him. Quite pathetic. I'll try to describe the situation later on, if there's a chance for me.

5) Kacang kuda ~~hijau~~ ~~tanah~~ ~~putih~~ kuning ~~goreng~~ rebus

You know, it is damn stupid to remember their names. There are all sorts of kacang out side there, and you are require to tell them their exact names. No kuda, and they name it kuda. What a moron. Nevermind, come back to the topic. I used to eat it last time. There's usually one rule to eat something. Skins do actually taste nicer. The best taste for roasted chicken is the skin. The best taste of the mooncake is at the skin also. And I think this applies to the kacang as well. Especially the rebus one. First, put the whole nut into the mouth, and wet it with saliva, and then slowly peel the nut with the teeth. After finish peeling of the skin, then only eat the nut. I think it is an enjoyment, but it takes long time. I couldn't have this now, as my allergy will coming back during the next day. So stupid.

Five blogs that were tagged (easy only mah, just copy from here lah):

Traveler’s Lunchbox

Oswego tea

Masak-Masak

Babe in the City

Samm

Pass this meme to another three person:

1) Ian (A new blogger. Should encourage him to write more stuffs)
2) Pikey Dude (Act of God lah)
3) Loc Kee (Long time no see you online already)

License

2005-12-07T22:00:00.000+08:00

Charles just passed his driving test. So he fetched me out for lunch.

The way back home, a traffic light stopped 3 cars in front us.

Charles : *braked* "The car driver in front us must be just got his driving license. See his car? So big gap between his car and the second car in front."

Me : "I notice."

Charles : "See lah, afterwards. Sure die engine one when his car move."

Me : "I see."

Traffic light : *turned green*

Car in front us : *moved smoothly*

Me : *LOL*

Charles : *change gear* released brake* *stepped pedal*

Car : *die engine*

Me : *LMAO*

Charles : "WTF!" *restarted engine*

Car : *started to accelerate*

Traffic light : *turned yellow, and next, green*

Charles : "KNNMCB!" * braked*

Car : "Stopped before the line*

Me : *RITCLMAO*

Why blog?

2005-12-07T21:53:00.000+08:00

Once, a friend told me once, "If you want to be famous, go strip yourself naked, and run along this road. And the next day, the front page of newspaper will be yours."

I was very angry, and I started a blog.

And people started to asked me, "Why do you blog? You blog for who? For yourself, or the readers." Not only I was asked, but the others as well.

And I answered them, "If one stone can kill more than one bird, why not?"

I have gained lots of things from my blogs. Friends, jokes, funs, laughters, experience, theories in life. I blog, not just for myself. If not, why must I exposed to the others about my blog, correct? I just want to express that, I enjoy blogging very much.

Cheers...

Want to get a girlfriend?

2005-12-01T14:38:00.000+08:00

I want to work and earn my own money after SPM.

My mother warned me once, I can only get a girlfriend only if I earn my own pocket money.

That's why as we can see, women spend money like water, whilst men earn money like fire.

Coins

2005-12-01T13:30:00.000+08:00

I went to a stall to "tarpou" buffet aka "chapfan".

The price was RM2.60. and I gave her RM3.10, thinking that she will return me a 50 cent coin, and she told me, "Is RM2.60, not RM3.10."

Why is Mathematic so hard to be understood?

MSN Talk Cocks

2005-12-01T01:35:00.000+08:00

I haven't been blogging "properly" for nearly 2 months. I know my blogging standard will drop. Whether a nosedive drop or a slightly drop, it is still a drop. But heck, who cares whether I got drop or not?

OK, just after the "Merdeka Declaration", I think many people are interested in me for MSN. So, there was a girl who invited me to a chatting room to chat. At first I was totally aghast. Before this I had only encountered 7 people in a room. But this time, it was too much. 44 people was too much. I didn't pay much attention on them, as "you know,I know, everybody knows", most people who join IM on the net are mostly "talking cocks". Example, "I Love you, Honey!" or "You are my laupuoh." And those who normally type those words are MOSTLY girls. (*Note: I'm not attacking girls. I did mention MOSTLY.)

How can you squeeze in a 44-people room, and inside is fulled of lesbians and couples? I don't know.

Oh, ya... One thing I hate MSN. The emoticons. ALthough I know how to disable it, I'm too lazy to do that. MOSTLY girls (*Note: I'm not attacking girls. I did mention MOSTLY) will collect those emoticons and type it all out. How the heck I want to read? Suddenly here comes a chinese character, and then there comes a picture. No brain ah, chatter? So, I got no choice, I prefer my trustable "Trillian". Trillian is the best!!!

Heck! Suddenly I hate IM so much, because of much talking cocks. Nothing to talk already izzit?

8th Day of SPM

2005-11-30T17:53:00.000+08:00

Going to Merdeka!

Biology 1

Stupid mistakes are too many.

Difficulty : 1/9

Biology 2

Bahagian A:
1) Simbiosis
2) Mitosis & Meiosis
3) Peparu
4) Komposisi Sel dan Enzim
5) Salur Limfa dan Pengedaran Darah

Bahagian B (choose 1)
6) Sokongan Tumbuhan Air, Sokongan Cacing & Ikan, Otot Antagonis
7) Proses pembahagian sperma, Suntikan HCG, Kembar Seiras & Tak Seiras

Bahagian C (choose 1)
8) Hukum Mendel, Genotip & Fenotip, Kebaikan & Keburukan Kejuruteraan Genetik
9) Fenomena Rumah Hijau, Kebaikan & Keburukan Aktivit Pembalakan

Difficulty : 1/9

Biology 3

1) Eksperimen Nilai Tenaga dalam Makanan
2) Eksperimen Ubi Kentang

Difficulty : 4/9

All spotted, all rotten eggs.

But, nevermind. I declare MERDEKA first, as the last paper on Friday is EST.

Few months ago, the principle told us we should have the M****** spirit during the month of August. I told her go fly kite.

7th Day of SPM

2005-11-30T17:22:00.000+08:00

Kimia 1

"Odd" is the word. Especially number 49 and 50.

Difficulty : 7/9

Kimia 2

Bahagian A:
1) Jadual Berkala
2) Pencuci
3) Haba penyesaran
4) Garam / Tindak balas Pengoksidaan / Penurunan
5) Alkohol
6) Elektrokimia

Bahagian B (choose 1):
1) Kadar Tindak balas
2) Analisis Kualitatif Garam

Bahagian C (Choose 1):
1) Elektrolisis
2) Ikatan Sebatian

Difficulty : 2/9

Kimia 3

Bahagian A:
1) Elektrokimia

Bahagian B (choose 1):
2a) Eksperimen untuk perbezaan aloi dan logam tulen
2b) Eksperimen kepekatan asid mempengaruhi kadar tindak balas

Difficulty : 4/9

Glad. This is the first year in history Kimia Paper 3 provide choices for the candidates. I really didn't expect that.

Overall, just hope to get A1 for this.

Tips for junior : Actually, chemistry is quite easy. Just need to understand the concepts. No need to memorize. If you think it is too hard to memorize the test for the salt, just have the "feel" with it. That's what my teacher told us.

6th Day of SPM

2005-11-30T17:14:00.000+08:00

Add Maths 1

Everything went fine. Trigo, my speciality, also went fine.

Difficulty : 5/9

Add Maths 2

Everything went fine too.

Difficulty : 2/9

The greatest resistance in doing Add Maths is actually the time limit at Paper 2. The time given is 2.5 hours, and candidates are requested to solve 12 questions. I would say many can't finish in time. Either timeless, or don't know how to do. Some might walk out early from the exam hall, because the don't even know what to do.

Tips for juniors: If wanna do Add Maths Paper 2, choose the time-saver questions. For Section C in Add Maths, go for Pengaturcaraan Linear and Indeks Harga. And for Section B, skip the Pengamiran.

5th Day of SPM

2005-11-22T17:28:00.000+08:00

Pendidikan Moral:

Struktur:
1) Tahun Baru Cina
2) Kerajinan
3) Cinta akan negara
4) Gangsterisme
5) Hak Pengguna
6) Perlumbaan motosikal
7) Penglibatan Malaysia dalam persatuan antarabangsa

Esei: (choose 2 out of 3)
1) Nilai-nilai yang hendak dipupuk oleh kerajaan dengan menganjur sambutan rumah terbuka.
2) Nilai-nilai yang harus diamalkan oleh Malaysia dan Indonesia dalam menjalin hubungan baik antara negara selepas Mahkamah Antarabangsa telah memutuskan pemilikan Pulau Sipadan oleh Malaysia.
3) Nilai-nilai yang telah diamalkan oleh penduduk taman dalam gotong-royong.

Difficulty : 7/9

Just after finished the exam, they were discussing about a question which goes something like this:

Nyatakan jasa yang telah disumbangkan oleh Dato’ Abdul Malik Mydin dan Datuk Azhar Mansor berikut dalam mengharumkan nama negara.

Wayne : “Eh, what is the answers for this? So difficult.”

Me : “Not difficult lah. You didn’t read newspaper only.”

Michael : “I also don’t know the answer. I just leave it blank.”

Wayne : “Datuk Azhar Mansor I know lah. The yatcher who successfully sailed around the world mah.”

Me : “Correct half only. Others?”

Wayne : “Dunno. But I answered he is a boxer.”

Me : *ROTFLMAO* “What makes you answered that?”

Wayne : “Long time ago, got one Malaysian boxer won the gold medal in dunno what game. Anden the gahmen declared holiday for the next day mah.”

Me : *confused for a moment* *ROTFLMAO*2* “You wrong already lah. That one is marathon.”

Wayne : “NO! BOXING!”

Me : “Trust me. That time was 1998, during the Commonwealth Game. Yes, the boxer got gold also. But that didn’t convince the gahmen to declare holiday, because it was not the last day of the Commonwealth Game mah. Then during the last day of Commonwealth Game that time, the marathon was held mah. Bear in mind, the marathon event is always held during the last day of any sport event one. So, at that time, the ah-neh-neh Malaysian was the second, while he was behind a New Zealander. So, half way, the New Zealander buey-ta-han due to the Malaysia weather, and got dehydrated. I saw him neng-kah-hong (kaki lembut) on the TV leh. So, the Indian was leading the whole way through and got gold. Anden Malaysia gahmen very happy and so, declared one day holiday.”

Wayne : “Aiyah, whatever lah. So, what’s the answer for AM good at?”

Me : “He is the one, who sailed around the world, in more than 80 days, anden his yatch spoilt duing the halfway at Argentina Cove, anden requested for the gahmen’s help. So, the gahmen sent a petronas team there to build his yatch. And so, he finally sailed around the world. After came back, the gahmen gave him a datukship loh.”

Wayne : “I see.”

It was hilarious to get to know some stupid facts from Wayne.

4th Day of SPM

2005-11-17T16:02:00.000+08:00

Fizik 1

OK lah. Spotted one mistake already. I target myself not to wrong more than 5.

Difficulty : 1/9

Fizik 2

Bahagian A:
1) Ammeter bercermin paralaks
2) Interferens bunyi
3) Pantulan cahaya
4) Penyejatan, muatan haba pendam
5) Prinsip Bernoulli
6) Sistem Lif
7) Setengah Hayat
8) Get Logik

Bahagian B
1) Prinsip Archimedes
2) Pantulan Gelombang

Bahagian C
1) Kanta cembung dan kanta cekung
2) Elektrik

Difficulty : 1/9

Fizik 3

Bahagian A:
1) Jarak mampatan spring mempengaruhi halaju troli
2) Rintangan dawai konstantan

Bahagian B:
3) Hukum Tekanan
4)Halaju regarakan mempengaruhi arus aruhan

Difficulty : 8/9

My final word, it is still worth to study until 4.30 a.m.

3rd day of SPM

2005-11-16T17:16:00.000+08:00

Maths? Easy. Hopefully can get A1.

Matematik 1

Difficulty : 1/9

Matematik 2

1) Ungkapan dan Persamaan Kuadratik
2) Penyelesaian Persamaan
3) Graf Fungsi
4) Garis dan Satah dalam Tiga Matra
5) Garis Lurus
6) Pepejal dan Isipadu
7) Bulatan
8) Penaakulan Matematik
9) Kebarangkalian
10) Kecerunan dan Luas di bawah Graf
11) Matriks
12) Graf Fungsi
13) Penjelmaan
14) Statistik
15) Pelan dan Dongakan
16) Bumi Sebagai Sfera

Difficulty : 7/9

2nd day of SPM

2005-11-15T17:19:00.000+08:00

English 1

Section A:
Write a letter and tell your friend about a three-day outdoor activity camp.

Section B: (choose one)
a) Describe a biggest challenge in your life.
b) Write a story with the title : An Unexpected Visitor
c) How to keep oneself healthy
d) If you were given a chance to be anybody, who would you want to be and why?
e) Music

Difficulty : 1/9

English 2:

Poem : Si Tenggang's Homecoming
Short Story : Looking for a Rain God
Novel : "Love is important for family" Describe.

Difficulty : 5/9

Sejarah 2:

Struktur:
1) Undang-undang Rom (Hukum Kanun 12, Hukum Kanun Justinian)
2) Hijrah
3) Tanaman Komersial
4) Penentangan di Sabah and Sarawak
Esei: (choose 3 out of 5)
5) Sumbagan Rome dalam kehidupan kini & Peperiksaan di Tamadun China
6) Cara Perkembangan Tamadun Islam & Kesan-kesan Perkembangan Islam dalam bidang kesenian.
7) Sebab-sebab imperialis Barat menjajah negara-negara di Asia Tenggara & kesan kesan imperialisme Barat di negara-negara di Asia Tenggara
8) Reaksi Penubuhan Malaysia pada 1963 di Singapura, Sabah, Sarawak, dan Brunei & Cara-cara penentangan Indonesia.
9) Sebab-sebab kemunculan 2 blok kuasa (blok pro-Barat dan Komunis) & cara-cara 2 blok kuasa memperkukuh pengaruh mereka

Difficulty : 3/9

But English 1 is a problem now as I used up one hour for Section 1 and I only had 45 minutes for question 2. I got no choice, so I inserted a poem in it. And also inserted some religion part, like "I believe that God is walking with me". Hopefully the examiner will bring up the marks.

English 2, didn't expect that "Love is important for family" will come out. Anyway, just hantam, and left the hall, because I need to revise my history.

Michael, who sits behind me, is mastered in writing love essays. For every exam for English 1, he would choose a topic which he can write some of his love stories or compose some by himself. But this time, he looked here and there, but still find no idea how to write a love story.

I didn't expect that History Paper 2 is so easy. But I still flunk in my first question. Normal lah, my basic for everything is that bad.

I got tips for tomorrow Maths for Bahagian B :

Set (Question 1)
Pepejal dan Isipadu (Question 2)
Penaakulan Matematik (Question 3)
Trigonometri (Question 4)
Ungkapan dan Persamaan Kuadratik (Question 5)
Garis Lurus (Question 6)
Ungkapan dan Persamaan Kuadratik (Question 7)
Kebaragkalian (Question 8)
Matriks (Question 9)
Kecerunan dan Luas di bawah Graf (Question 10)
Bulatan (Question 11)
Graf Fungsi (Question 12)
Penjelmaan (Question 13)
Statistik (Question 14)
Pelan dan Dongakan (Question 14)
Bumi Sebagai Sfera (Question 15)

Don't worry, confirmed come out one! I'm waiting for my lunch.

Birthday Boy!!

2005-11-14T17:14:00.000+08:00

I am the birthday boy! I am the birthday boy!

My opposite neighbour, which are a pair of old cocks, had moved out to somewhere else 2 weeks ago. What I previously knew was, there's another tenant moved into the house opposite to mine, and they are Buddhists. I can see an altar from my window view.

Just after my mee-suah soup breakfast, I wore my stocks and shoes, preparing to face birthday-exam. After that, I stood up, and saw a girl who wear a school uniform and with her pony tail, entering into the house. I suspected she is Form 5 now, and also having her SPM today. I also noticed an ah-sahm get down from the maroon-colour Proton Saga. I then asked my father, "Are they the new tenants of the house?" which my father replied, "Yes. I see this car everyday parking in from of the house". wtf?!?! My new neighbour?!?! My classmate?!?! The @$#%@$#% H from the SHE?!? I got a feeling of fear. Why the world so farked up?

I went to school. I didn't dare to ask H anything. Until her friend asked, "Eh, you moved? Why I see nothing in your house?" ~~die~~ Blardy sh1t. Never mind. No matter how, still have to exam. Here's the preview of the exam. Forcasts before the exam are very far much different.

BM Paper 1:

Bahagian A:
Gejala Vandalisme (predicted)

Bahagian B :
1) Remaja suka ikut trend dari segi gaya hidup dan berpakaian (Ulasan)
2) Peranan keluarga dalam pembentukan sahsiah anak-anak (Pendapat)
3) Ushaa yang perlu dilkaukan oleh pihak perkenaan untuk meningkatkan mutu sukan negara (rencana)
4) Persengketan dan peperangan telah menjejaskan keharmonian sosial dan perkembangan ekonomi dunia. (komen)
5) Bulat air kerana pembentung, bulat manusia kerana bermuafakat (peribahasa/cerpen)

Difficulty : 1/9*

Sejarah Paper 1: Quite "OK"

Difficulty : 4/9*

BM Paper 2:
Rumusan :
Kejiranan

KOMSAS :
1) Puteri Li Po
2) Cerita Bayan Tiada Menurut kata Ibu Bapanya
3) Sejarah

Bina Ayat :
tatasusila, tatacara, prasyarat, prasejarah, dwibahasa, dwitahunan
Novel :
1) 2 peristiwa yang paling menarik, jelaskan
2) Perbandingan 1 latar tempat antara 2 novel

Difficulty : 8/9*

* the more the tougher; the less, the easier. Bassed on some proffesionals' view.

What a birthday. I'd been waiting for 3 years, still like that.

Anyway, thanks to Juju for the call, and also jason and Milly for the SMSes.

Moral of the story/Thought of the day: Why the world so farked up?

ai pia ea a ia

2005-11-12T16:44:00.000+08:00

2 more days to go.

Ai Pia Ea A Ia

Must put effort to win.

Where Is One More University?!?!

2005-11-10T23:25:00.000+08:00

I see the whole blogosphere is making fool of the Malaysia universities. I got no idea, and can't do any action, but just to accept this fact. I see the Malaysia universities standard has dropped.

But wait a minute...

Where is our Lame Cock Wane University?!?!

Help!

2005-11-07T23:30:00.000+08:00

Psstt... any tips for SPM this year? If any reader do, please send me a mail.

Ada lori ada bas,
Ada hari boleh balas.

:P

Bang Head Against The Wall

2005-11-01T22:32:00.000+08:00

I just got to know that an SYT loved me long time ago. 2 years I think. But I didn't confess to her. And now, she has a boyfriend. *Bang head against the wall* But nevermind, I think I'm much much better than her current boyfriend.

Note : The SYT really pretty wan leh. Body shape very de nice summore.

4 Heavenly Kings

2005-10-31T00:34:00.000+08:00

Tee Yam was detained.

He is one of the 4 Heavenly King (a.k.a. Big Four).

If so, who are the other 3?

Is Latuk Ho's name on the list?

English Name

2005-10-27T13:57:00.000+08:00

I'm living this world without my English name (or some would like to call it as "Christian name"). I am satisfy with my 3-character Chinese, as it sounds lovely and adorable. Hence, people who knows me in real life will only call out my Chinese name.

Once, the ZZZZZZ Institution (one English Institutioj) came to my school to preach people to their institution. They gave a talk, and one of my Chinese friends (neither his English, nor his Mandarin is good) felt annoyed. Thus, he went in front of the speecher and said with Bruce Lee's style, "我们中国人,黄皮肤,黑头发,要学就学华语.千万不可以学英语. (We are the Chinese, with yellow skin, and black hair. Want to learn, learn Chinese, don't learn English.)" and left the place. Obviously, the speecher was pissed off by his words.

Yesterday, I went to my Christian friend's house, and her mother gave me an English name. I felt hard to resist it as I just wanted to fulfill her wish. She gave me an English name called - Jullian.

Nice?

How nice?

2005-10-21T14:04:00.000+08:00

How nice if I marry a prime minister.

*OK, stop dreaming.

YYYYYY Institution...(6)

2005-10-18T14:22:00.000+08:00

SYT : "So, I sugget you to take this ... bla bla black shit... course..."

Me : "Ya ya."

SYT : "YOu take this course... good for health... save money..."

Suddenly...

Handphone : *rang*

Me : "Excuse me..." *picked phone*

BOT : "Halo, where are you?"

Me : "Erm... still in the 'mo (mall)' lah."

BOT : "What?"

Me : "MALL! I'm still in the MALL."

BOT : "Oh, you don't want to go back izzit?"

Me : "Erm... I afraid I can't as I'm very busy right now. Enjoy your trip back and see you."

BOT : "OK, bye."

Me : "Bye" *offed handphone*

SYT : "Wow, your English is pretty good, huh?"

Me : "No lah. Where got?"

SYT : "Yeah, I can see your English is powerful. But I would like to advise you that, you better take our this course..." *point at a paper* "... and it will costs you RM2*** for 5 years.... bla bla bla ... very good ... taught by some Caucasians... recognized in 158 countries..."

Me : "Thank you. Please pass me your name card, and I will contact you later. I need to make a move first."

SYT : "I'm Sylvia Tan, and this is my card. Nice to meet you." *passed card*

Me : "Nice to meet you too." *took card, slipped inside my book as a bookmark*

Note : Her name card is still used as a bookmark.

Meters

2005-10-16T23:21:00.000+08:00

I see so many "zhar bors" blogs put up their birthday meters lah, baby birthday's meters lah, anniversaries lah, this lah, that lah. So, since I want to follow up the fashion, so I also applied one.

My meters...

SPM

Merdeka's Vacation

Note : I don't know why I so 'suey' wan. My birthday falls on the first day of SPM. @$#%@$#%@$#%@$#@%$#@%#$@%$#@%$#%@#%

YYYYYY Institution... (4)

2005-09-30T21:45:00.000+08:00

As soon as I followed the SYT, we settled on a table.

SYT : *took out a piece of English questions* "Er... now, try to do this close passage."

Me : *do do do* *cramped brain* "fruits... expensive... encourage...local..."

5 minutes later...

Me : *finished*

SYT : "OK , lemme mark first." *took pen, tick here tick there* "Nah, you got 7 upon 10. For your standard like that, this is considered very good."

Me : *of course* "Huh? Izzit? No lah. Idemn bladi stupiak wan."

SYT : "Hm... But this one, the question asked, 'because imported fruits are more expensive than the 'blank' fruits'. answer is wrong..." *point at one of my wrong answer* "... You put 'local' as your answer..."

Me : "Yes. I put it as my answer."

SYT : "The correct answer should be 'locol'. L-O-C-O-L. Because this is based on Cambridge Dictionary. But nevermind, because many people use to spell L-O-C-A-L."

Me : *omwtfbbq. You spelled 'L-O-C-O-L'? fark lah. NO SUCH WORD IN THAT DICTIONARY LAH*

SYT : "But anyway, you did quite well. And now, try to pronounce this ten words."

Me : *read read read* *Read lounge as "laounge"*

SYT : "Again."

Me : *Read "lounge" as "laounge"*

SYT : "Er... Here's the error. You should pronounce as "Laouge"."

Me : *pengsan once again*

SYT : "Continue."

Me : *Read "three" as "tre"*

SYT : "Nope, you wrong once again. You should pronounce as 'Free'." *with her tounge curled up*

Me : *haiyah, I pronounce as 'tre', people understand, then 'eh-sai' lah."

SYT : "Continue."

Me : *read read read* *finished*

SYT : "Erm... but total, you can pronounce quite well."

Me : *kembang*

to be continue...

Osama Mask

2005-09-18T23:55:00.000+08:00

[23:53] Alphonso Tan - "A NEW WORLD": wah

[23:53] Alphonso Tan - "A NEW WORLD": u went matta fair ah?

[23:53] gahyoong: Yay, won Osim face mask in Matta Fair~~lalallalala...: yea oo

[23:53] Alphonso Tan - "A NEW WORLD": won a mask summore wor

[23:53] Alphonso Tan - "A NEW WORLD": Osama face mask

[23:53] Alphonso Tan - "A NEW WORLD": hahaha

[23:54] gahyoong: Yay, won Osim face mask in Matta Fair~~lalallalala...: OSIM 1 larrr..not osama

[23:54] gahyoong: Yay, won Osim face mask in Matta Fair~~lalallalala...: but wear d really look like a terrorist lo

YYYYYY Institution... (3)

2005-09-09T14:29:00.000+08:00

SYT : "Can you just end me your ears for a while?"

Me : "Ken, ken."

SYT : "OK, you see. Our YYYYYY Institution has lots of benefits."

Me : Hell, all business'human' also will say that lah. "Oh, I see."

SYT : "You know what are our benefits?"

Me : You didn't say, how I know? "Dunno."

SYT : "OK. Let say, now, you are stupid in your English..."

Me : @#$%@#$%

SYT : "And if you pay and join us, you can get to learn lots of things with us. Your fees are definitely very very very very low..."

Me : fees how much ah?

SYT : "What you need to do, is just give your 6-months-fees. And then take a course that suits you. And then, if you still don't show a big improvement in your English, nevermind, we still let you to continue until you can master your English easily."

Me : "Cool. How long ah?"

SYT : "Unlimited. But within 5 years."

Me : Cheh, no more unlimited lah. "Oh, I see."

SYT : "Are you free right now?"

Me : "Yes."

SYT : "Then please come and follow me. I will give you an English test afterwards."

Me : "Ha?"

SYT : "English test. Don't worry. It is free of charge."

Me : "OK." see lah, how I power is my English *follow*

to be continue...

YYYYYY Institution (2)

2005-09-02T13:29:00.000+08:00

SYT : "Oh... that's good!! We got one branch somewhere around there. If you don't mind, you can join our course at this ******** road."

Me : "Erm... see fisrt lah. No time lah!"

SYT : "So, you study in Form 5? Taking SPM this year?""

Me : "Ya."

SYT : "So, you did really always fail in your English?"

Me : "Ya, no joke. The bloody teacher hor, I also dunno why she so terror wan. Can find so much mistakes in my essay."

SYT : "Oih... I see. So, you must come to our institute to join our course!"

Me *KNN!* "See first lah. No time lah!"

SYT : "So, you predict to get what for your English?"

Me : "Haiyah... kao kao kei kei can pass hor, I really thanks God liao loh."

SYT : "Then you got no initiative to improve your English?"

Me : "What 'insative'?" :PbPbPb~~~

SYT : "I mean, you don't wish to improve your English?"

Me : "Wat to imploof? Kenot imploof oso."

SYT : "Can... join our institute."

Me : *CCB!* "Aiyah.. see first lah. No time lah"

to be continue......

Will Be Back

2005-08-30T14:13:00.000+08:00

Will be back soon. Exam starts on this Friday. So, I will continue my story on Friday. C ya.

YYYYYY Institution (1)

2005-08-28T23:01:00.000+08:00

At *********** Shopping Complex…

BOT (Bitter Old Thing) : “Kiasi! Want to shop around with us?”

Me : “Shop? Er… dowan lah. I don’t like shop. I guess I will wait you at the main entrance there.”

BOTs : “Sure ah?”

Me : “Sure.”

BOTs : “OK. Will see you at the main entrance in 15 minutes time. Bye.”

Me : “Bye.” *walk away*

On the way to the entrance…

SYT promoter : “Excuse me sir.”

Me : “Yes?”

SYT : “How should I address you?”

Me : “I’m Wong.”

SYT : “Oh… Mr Wong. Have you heard about our YYYYY Institute?”

Me : *see pamphlet* *English Institute wor* “Er… no wor. Wat’s tat ah?”

SYT : “It is our YYYYY Institute. Have you heard about Cambridge before?”

Me : “Kemblit ah? Oh… got got got.” *Purposely speak in lousy English*

SYT : “Nah, this is our pamphlet. And it was recognized in 100 over countries. Got England, Australia, China, India, Tahiland… bla bla bla… aci aco… So, can I know are you in Form 5?”

Me : “Yayaya…”

SYT : “Then how’s your English? Do you speak English at home?”

Me : “My England ah? Aiyooo… I tiao you hor, my England hor, veli bad wan lah. I also dunno why lidat wan. I want to impluf, but hor, aiyah… very difiket lah. Lid oso dun unlersten wan.”

SYT : “Oh… this is your lucky day. I’ll explain more to you about this. Would you mind to tell me where do you stay?”

Me : “Oh… I stay in dis Taman Melawati wan.”

to be continued...

Shit

2005-08-28T01:23:00.000+08:00

Sometimes I hate Asstro.

I hate Astro.

Especially the 'Wha Lai Toi'.

Which drama?

Most of the drama, plus some 'travelogue'.

I hate HK's travelogue. They seem to be quite fake. I don't know what are they trying to tell me when I watch it.

Everytime when I watch their travelogue, they always show a few actors and the actresses having fun around. Yes, tour is mend for having fun, but absolutely not for me. Their style of expressing looks sarcastic enough. Whenever they go, 'spa', 'jacuzzi' and red wine are must. Abalone or stupid high-class foods are also a must. I don't understand why are they keeping repeating the same old things even though their destination is different, aren't they? Go Japan, go for spa and jacuzzi. Go China, go for spa and jacuzzi. Go Thailand, go for spa and jacuzzi. Go South Africa, go for spa and jacuzzi. Nothing else to show kah?

Besides, they also make up some puking 'love stories' to make us puke. The stories are so fake that every love can be bloomed within a few days at overseas. And then, they also stress too much on the love theme and neglect the purpose of the tour.

Sometimes, I really wish to understand the oversea's culture or whatever cheap stuffs at there. Got cheap 'mamak-stall' anot? Got cheap pirated VCDs anot? Got cheap prostitutes anot? But ended up, they give us a cheap travelogue.

Aiyah, just compare their travelogue with the 'Discovery Channel Travel and Adventure's Travelogue', starring by Ian Wright and forgotten-the-pretty-girl's-name-already. You see the way the express, the way the bring you to a country, is totally different from those One-Star-HK's-Travelogue. At least, besides watching angmoh introduce you a certain country (at Discovery Tarvel and Adventure), you can also get to know their traditions, basic lifes, tradition foods. And you know lah, angmoh very straight forward wan. The moment the food is not nice, they will also puke the food as a warning to you. See the difference?

So, WTH is all the HK travelogue about?

Shit!

To Put Or Not To Put? (2)

2005-08-27T00:09:00.000+08:00

So, we all talk talk craps around. Jeremy can talk the best. He can talked about anything. He also talked about why he doesn't use a handphone. He has 2 handphones which are both inside the cabinet. He doesn't use them, because he fed up with handphone, he said that handphone are nuisance, handphone made him cannot 'pikat perempuan' wor.

One day, while Jeremy wanted to go to Cameron Highland with a girl (??? dunno who), suddenly his clients from US called up his handphone, forcing him not to go for holiday, must stay back and treat them. So, Jeremy no choice. He has to left that girl (so cruel) and treat his clients. So, from that day onwards, the girl was very angry. To make her happy back, he boycotted handphone loh.

So, he also talked about ants in the microwave oven also. Ants cannot be burnt to deaft if you put them in the microwave oven. And still got many more.

I also got a chance to chat with Witty. He is also taking is SPM this year. Same gang mah.

I lefted early because I got to go to somewhere after that.

So, the problem is, should I post my picture?

To Put Or Not To Put? (1)

2005-08-25T00:51:00.000+08:00

Kena tiu-ed by my sister liao.

She scolded me for not letting know my identity to the other bloggers wor.

Yes, I admit. I was away few days ago. Therefore, I should give an explanation for this.

I went to the Penang Blogger Meeting.

Penny asked me, how come not many people know I attended the meeting. The main problem is, I don't want my identity to be revealed. I still remember my name was appeared once at Jeff Ooi's blog, and I was cheering like mad. He was praising me. And when my father saw my name, he scolded me here and there, signifying me, "Don't ever show off yourself." I know I can't show off myself. Most of my failures are mainly caused by my pride. I was too proud to be myself.

A blogger sent me a mail: What for reveal ourselves? (I will publish it during the last day before I left) Gain attetion? Someone told me, what for put picture? We like the blog because of her content, not the look of the God of the blog. So, what is so big deal of putting a picture at there?

Actually I can't find any reason why I don't reveal my identity besides of my fugly face. Yes, I'm fugly. Bite me!!! When Peter Tan, KSTang and Ee Yean asked me, "Are you a blogger?", "Yes, I am", I answered. "What is your blog? Who are you?", I was tounge-tied. Alphonso Tan? Mango Tan? Kiasi? My real name? How should I answered? "Alphonso Tan", I answered. "Huh? Didn't hear before", they told me.

I was embarressed.

Alphonso Tan was onced famous before. But was closed down because my parents discovered it. Mango Tan was onced famous before. But was closed down because I want to leave a gap between bloggers and my schoolmates, who will tell me not to do this, not to do that, pray more often, praise the Lord ... bla bla bla ...

I enjoy the blogosphere very much. Especially mixing with friends around.

Back to the Penang Blogger Meeting.

Then there are bloggers around like Ong. He saw us sitting at the same table.

"Hi", he greeted.

"Hi", greeted back by everyone.

"Hi. I expect Reallybites to come, KSTang to come, and also Peter Tan to come. But I didn't expect this boy to come." Yes, I'm tiny. After speaking, Ong went to another table sitting together with Mistyeiz, Jeremy and Lucia Lai.

And then 5xMom brought her toddler. She joined the table with us too. And then came cmos and Witty. Ong arranged the table to L-shape. Everyone was taking their exams. Wah... the questions are really tough marn. How to kill insects? Use slippers, use palms......

Peter took a few shots from afar. But couldn't snap get my pic. Hehehe...

So, after that, we went into the Coffee Bean. 5xMom belanja-ed me a Latte (Thanks 5xMom very much), which everybody busy to snap the photo (look up).

to be continue...

Google IM!!!

2005-08-24T16:02:00.000+08:00

Next big thing by Google, Google Talk: Instant Messaging

They say talk is cheap. Google thinks it should be free. Google Talk enables you to call or send instant messages to your friends for free–anytime, anywhere in the world. Google Talk offers you:

Choice: Get in touch how and when you want to–over email, IM or a call.
Quality: Talk through your computer but hear your friends as if they were in the same room.
Convenience: Your Gmail contacts are pre-loaded into Google Talk so inviting or talking to your friends is just a click away.

Google Talk is in beta and requires a Gmail username and password.

Personally I think its cool because you canclose the tabs without losing your previous conversation.

Have you downloaded your Google Talk? Add me at semivalue@gmail.com

Visit Google Talk

***** I proposed this idea to Google before. So, without me, without Google Instant Messenger. :P:P:P:P:P *kembang*

Ipoh

2005-08-23T23:47:00.000+08:00

Ipoh, nice place indeed.

Got hill, got water.

And also got many SYTs.

I rate that small town as 5-Star lah.

Why?

OK. Let us see.

First, Ipoh is famous for her '鸡丝河粉' (Gai Si Hor Fun = Sliced Chicken Kuey Tiau Soup). The sliced chicken was sliced until very fine. And then I don't know how Ipoheans/Ipohites/Yipouyan (??) make those hor fun (kuey tiau), but what I can say is, it is really nice. Very smooth, very fine, and half-transparent.

Secondly, Ipoh is famous for her '鸡仔饼' (Gai Zai Beng = Chick's Biscuit). The pastry is made of chicken and sesame and then don't-know-what-eadible-things. No preservation and MSG. Safe to be eaten.

Thirdly, Ipoh is also famous for it pomelo. Every year before the mooncake festival, full of pomeloes are selling at the stalls of 30 at Jalan Kuala Kangsar. By then, I can only say, I love pomeloes. Therefore, I only trust Ipoh's pomeloes. Other than that, don't ever call me to try the other's pomeloes. But there are more at Jalan Kuala Kangsar. If you take at drive to there, about 10 minutes away from the main Ipoh town, you will see the difference.

Yes, the main thing, Ipoh is famous for her girls. Girls at there are considered the best in Malaysia. I didn't lie. The fact is like that. Undenieable. If you really want to take a look, kindly visit Jalan Kuala Kangsar, where 30 stalls occupied ONLY by ~~prostitutes~~ ~~hookers~~ ~~chickens~~ SYTs. I can say not everyone is SYTs. But if you visit from the first few stalls, you will noticed that SYTs occupy the stalls first, followed one by one by ~~old chicks~~ old lady. Don't worry, man, all girls are wearing in sexy sexy shirts. Because they are selling pomeloes, not cars or aeroplanes, and they have to compete with other stalls too. So their earnings are definitely low, and please don't expect them to wear 'un-sexy' clothes. Besides that, pretty girls, perfect-body size girls, innocent-looking girls, all you can find it at there. But one thing makes me confused, those SYTs can afford high-class handphones. Who can explain this to me?

THe secret recipe of those SYTs are, they drink natural water, which directly flow from the Sungai Kinta and Sungai Perak. And these rivers are washed by the rain water which also brings natural mineral from those marmar and forget-what caves nearby. So, the water that they drink, ~~probably~~ confirmed contains natural minerals like calsium, kalium, ferum... bla bla bla... you name them, which can make their skin looks pretty. This is not a joke, okay?

I've also think of migrating to Ipoh and get a wife at there. But hor, Su Zen had brainwashed me not to marry. She followed doc's path, not to get marry and not to get child. So, no choice loh. Because, make it make sense also. But seeing SYTs is a hobby, okay? Not humsup. Moreover, I'm not a humsup guy. I just want to become the judge for the Miss Universe in the future only mah. Like that also got wrong meh? Aiyoh...

So, can anyone suggest me whether to migrate to Ipoh there or not?

*Beside that, I saw one SYT at the middle of those stalls. Her look is quite innocent. Got her phone number ah? :P

Will Be Right Back!!

2005-08-20T16:07:00.000+08:00

SPM is near. I have to go to somewhere for 'meeting'. So, won't be update for tomorrow til Tuesday. Won't online also. Just SMS or mail me, if anything happens, like want to confess to me, want to invite me to some proms...... just say it. Don't need to feel shy.